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re: My ribs really hurt

Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:18 pm to
You know, I lived with the Eskimos many years ago, and they used to plunge their faces into the snow.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:18 pm to
He'll give you some hydrocodone-acetamonophen and try to turn you into a pillhead.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:19 pm to
No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift.

You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick.

You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Posted by KRobinson
Member since Jun 2016
220 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:22 pm to
Lmao.. you didn't think we actually won did you?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:22 pm to
Get drunk til you feel better. That's what grandpa woulda done.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:22 pm to
In the Mountains of Kong, there was a wise man who once told me that stretching your aura and realigning your chi with healing crystals could reset your balance. You should try that.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:23 pm to
Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109..

lol
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:24 pm to
OP,

Your tea is ready. This should heal your so called "rib problem".
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4775 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:25 pm to
Brochachos your banter hath made me chuckle thus giving me a pain in my side

I'll wait it out. Nothing a little doctor fig can do about it anyways

frick doctors. Oilfield life brochachos
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:26 pm to
I have certain intuitive abilities when the chemtrails aren't inhibiting my clairvoyance.


Can I interest you in some herbal tea?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

Brochachos your banter hath made me chuckle thus giving me a pain in my side


Pain is just weakness leaving the body, pussy.


That's why cancer patients are so strong.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Can I interest you in some herbal tea?



Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32496 posts
Posted on 9/29/16 at 11:32 pm to
I had the same symptoms after I flipped my truck. After a month I was back to 100%.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38231 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 12:01 am to
Say baw you need to buy you some of dem truck nutz and rub em all over ya self until ya fillin good comme ca
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 12:37 am to
Take 2 kratoms and see how you feel in the morning.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 12:56 am to
Timely thread.

Last Thursday I was jumped/robbed outside of a bar and my shoulder has been in pain and my lymph nodes under my jaw swollen for a week now.

I have full range of motion on the shoulder and can do push-ups, but still sore as frick. My lymph node seems to be getting smaller but is still slightly enlarged and sore.

How long does it take to heal from an arse whooping?

Do I have shoulder AIDS?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51908 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 1:21 am to
Inhale deeply.

If you don't feel a very sharp, stabbing pain, your issue aren't your ribs but something deeper.

In any case if it is your ribs, nothing you can do but time. Bind it in tightly to limit pain while it heals.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4775 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 1:23 am to
Yea so I inhaled deeply and no pain and in wondering if it's something else. This is on the right side of my torso 1/2 up. I don't think it's rib AIDS but if the doctors of the OT can chime in I would be grateful
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51908 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 1:29 am to
Not going to pretend to be a doctor, but if the pain is there and it feels deeper than muscle soreness I am thinking liver or stomach.

I would be gentle to your gastrointestinal system for a week or so and see if it improves.
This post was edited on 9/30/16 at 1:30 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/30/16 at 1:29 am to
Sounds like you have a tickle fetish.
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