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My new bidet came in this evening and I
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:13 pm
Finished installing it a few min ago and gave it a test drive. Feeling shower fresh and more sophisticated already. Might have to go a pick up some new white briefs tomorrow. I can’t believe I waiting this long. Euros do have a few things on us salty-tainted Americans.
Anyone else like a blast of warm water on their starfish?
Anyone else like a blast of warm water on their starfish?
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 9:17 pm
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Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:13 pm to Robin Masters
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Feeling shower fresh and more sophisticated already
You don't wash your hair in it.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:14 pm to Robin Masters
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Birmingham
I never knew Alabama was this technologically advanced.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:14 pm to Robin Masters
Man it must be hard to install since the first thing you could think of was to brag to the OT. Congratulations!
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:14 pm to Robin Masters
More like bigay, amirite?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:14 pm to Robin Masters
Roses are red,
Bidets wash your bung,
If you close your eyes hard,
It can feel like a tongue
Bidets wash your bung,
If you close your eyes hard,
It can feel like a tongue
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:15 pm to fr33manator
So true!
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:15 pm to Robin Masters
You can wash out your clam in it too.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm to Robin Masters
I hooked up a bidet to my toilet a few years back. Man, I can't believe it took me that long. I refuse to shite anywhere else now. It's such a more pleasant experience.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm to Robin Masters
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salty-tainted
Just the way we like them
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm to Robin Masters
When movie director Billy Wilder (The Apartment, Some Like It Hot) was about to go to Europe his wife asked him to buy a bidet while he was there. After a couple of weeks in Europe he sent her a telegram:
"UNABLE TO OBTAIN BIDET
SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER"
"UNABLE TO OBTAIN BIDET
SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER"
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm to Robin Masters
They don't have wet wipes in Alabama?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:16 pm to Robin Masters
I love the water blast and blow-dry.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:17 pm to Btrtigerfan
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They don't have wet wipes in Alabama?
Of course. But my bidet has a remote control.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:19 pm to hendersonshands
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I hooked up a bidet to my toilet a few years back. Man, I can't believe it took me that long. I refuse to shite anywhere else now. It's such a more pleasant experience.
That’s what this is. When I renovate my downstairs I may add a complete unit but this is a game changer.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:22 pm to Robin Masters
I was in Tokyo for work last year and the hotel toilets had them built in. I was a scoffer but am now a believer.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:24 pm to Robin Masters
Did you get the full thing or the bidet seat?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:25 pm to Robin Masters
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:25 pm to Robin Masters
Wish i had one. any pics?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:26 pm to Robin Masters
Does it make your puss feel fresh?
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