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re: My best friend's girlfriend has a best friend that is a lesbian...

Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:41 am to
Posted by Master of Sinanju
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:41 am to
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It is a girl, who doesnt have a penis, so there is nothing to worry about 


Imagine a smelly homeless guy hitting on your partner. The is zero chance she's going to go for it - nothing to worry about, but I think its fair that the dude doesn't like it.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:41 am to
What does all that mean?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:42 am to
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Huh


My phone autocorrects jews to jeep apparently
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:51 am to
It means his friend might need to worry because the lesbian friend won't give up, and if they get in a fight and the gf turns to the friend, it might not out of the realm of possibilities. Sexuality is not as black and white for a lot women as it is for men. If I had a lesbian friend who kept telling me she wished I were gay, that would set off bells for me that this person is interested in more than just friendship, and being in a committed relationship and not gay myself, I would back away from the friendship. The fact that the gf continues to have a close relationship with this woman means she may have some feelings that she isn't ready to act on or she likes the attention. Either way, it's disrespectful to her bf because that's no different than having a straight guy friend say "I wish you were single."
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:53 am to
Oh, sort of like friends with lesbian benefits. I get it!
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:54 am to
It means women are confused.

Nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:55 am to
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Nothing to see here, move along.


I just wanna watch bro... Im wired that way
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:56 am to
Oh! Now it makes a little more sense!
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:57 am to
"Just a bottle of wine away..."
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:58 am to
This thread will turn to "swinging" at any moment now...
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:02 am to
We had a swing club in Mandeville.

Thankfully, our esteemed former mayor, after only 37 visits, determined some sexcapades were going on and had it shut down.

Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:04 am to
Wow. Never would have thought that would happen in Mandeville, the pillar of society and morals.

I could be wrong, but I think there are 2 types of men: gay and not gay. But there are 4 types of women: straight, gay, bisexual, and eh, why not?

Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:07 am to
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But there are 4 types of women: straight, gay, bisexual, and eh, why not?


Doors #3 and #4 are the most interesting, or so Ive been told?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:07 am to
As I said earlier, a straight female is not going to be attracted to a butch lesbian.
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:08 am to
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Wow. Never would have thought that would happen in Mandeville, the pillar of society and morals

I know, right? Mandeville has to be kept safe for soccer moms, republicans, and former mayors that drive through barricades.

quote:

I could be wrong, but I think there are 2 types of men: gay and not gay. But there are 4 types of women: straight, gay, bisexual, and eh, why not?


Nailed it.
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:09 am to
There definitely aren't any "why not" guys, with the exception of Hugh Hefner.
Posted by ZereauxSum
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:09 am to
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Imagine a smelly homeless guy hitting on your partner. The is zero chance she's going to go for it - nothing to worry about, but I think its fair that the dude doesn't like it.


Not a bad analogy.

You really do have to set aside sexual attraction in order to see why the GFs lesbian friend is problematic. You want your GFs friends to, at worst, be neutral towards you. That isn't the case here.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:11 am to
That actually makes me feel better about the area. Just moved here last year, and I think I've met the exact same.person 500 different times. Vanilla is a wild flavor here. Makes feel better to think they might be a little spicy below the surface.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:12 am to
If that's the case, you'd love Laffy
Posted by ZereauxSum
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:13 am to
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As I said earlier, a straight female is not going to be attracted to a butch lesbian.


I think that's beside the point.
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