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re: My 2 year old just pooped in the resort pool
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:00 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:00 pm to mizzoukills
You should not have been allowed to have children....
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:03 pm to dukke v
Pot meet kettle
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:06 pm to mizzoukills
"My wife....."
Pics of wife?
Pics of wife?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:08 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
I have my CPO (Certified Pool Operator). Served as GA for Aquatics during grad school.
If it was solid, it really isn't that big of a deal. There is actually a name for this: AFR - Accidental Fecal Release
. For solid, hypochlorinate to 20 ppm for 30 minutes. If it was liquid, the pool would have to close for a MINIMUM of 24 hours by law.Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:21 pm to TheDeathValley
It was sold nuggets. Remember...I said I grabbed as many nugs as I could find and discretely threw them into the trash.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:31 pm to TheDeathValley
I can relate to the OP. It happened to me one time a year ago. I farted in the deep end of a resort pool and blew a cloud of broken up feces out. I got the hell out of dodge and back to my room on the other side of the resort. I had not even entered the room before a fricking siren alarm started going off at the pool about 100 yards behind me. I looked back and through a sliver between 2 buildings and some palm trees and saw everybody either exiting the water or standing around the edge. Damn lifeguard whistle bleeping like a college football coach doing drills. It was kind of mayhem.
Told my wife what happened as we showered and got ready to go out to eat and damned if it didn't happen again in the shower. Must of been something I ate at the Bubble Room at lunch. Anyway, we walked out to the car by the pool and there wasn't a freaking soul out there except a dude putting chemicals in the water. I am just glad it was noticed so quickly so I didn't have to make uncomfortable decisions. I would have just told them that somebody crapped in the pool but it wasn't me.
Told my wife what happened as we showered and got ready to go out to eat and damned if it didn't happen again in the shower. Must of been something I ate at the Bubble Room at lunch. Anyway, we walked out to the car by the pool and there wasn't a freaking soul out there except a dude putting chemicals in the water. I am just glad it was noticed so quickly so I didn't have to make uncomfortable decisions. I would have just told them that somebody crapped in the pool but it wasn't me.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:33 pm to Dick Leverage
Almost crapped myself reading this
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:34 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Never heard of swim diapers?
this, you are a lazy parent
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:36 pm to mizzoukills
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Actually, kids are the greatest thing ever. Even poop incidents make your life richer. These are the stories we'll tell our grandchildren when we're in our 80s or 90s.
I wouldn't trade being a parent for a bachelor ever. Bachlordom was great but parentdom is FAR better. Our purpose in life is to create the next generation of humans. If you don't do that you didn't do life right.
Can you abort your kid? I don't want to come on Tigerdroppings and see MizzoukillsJr posting stupid topics on the board?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:01 pm to mizzoukills
Memories!!!!!!! This one will a good one to show and tell the youngin years from now.
Poop nuggets though
Poop nuggets though
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:12 pm to mizzoukills
You grabbed the poop with your bare hands?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:25 pm to Honky Lips
Yes I grabbed the poop nugs with my bare hands. What do you think I should've done? Asked the pool boy to fetch some latex gloves so I could grab poop with protected hands? GTFO. Difficult decisions had to be made in a split second. The whole idea was to get the floating nugs out of the water before anyone noticed and caused a panic. Considering the pool is still open...I succeeded.
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:28 pm to mizzoukills
I'd rather get noticed than bare grab poop. Kids make mistakes it's something to be embarrassed about.
I washed my hands 3 times since I've read this.
I washed my hands 3 times since I've read this.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:40 pm to Honky Lips
I've washed my hands a few times as well.
To all the idiot 2 digit IQers blathering about swim diapers, perhaps you should learn how to read an OP and the resulting posts. This place is full of legit retards.
To all the idiot 2 digit IQers blathering about swim diapers, perhaps you should learn how to read an OP and the resulting posts. This place is full of legit retards.
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:42 pm to mizzoukills
People should really be more sensitive, especially with this event coming shortly after your wife tried to attack you with a hatchet.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:44 pm to Caplewood
quote:
Caplewood
PJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mizzoukills........
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:48 pm to dukke v
You can post that all you want but it'll never be true.
I out dukke you all day err day, baw.
I out dukke you all day err day, baw.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:46 pm to BayouFann
quote:
Poop nuggets though
Reminds me about the thread where the girl shite herself at work
"..and she left a nice little trail of chocolate nuggets from her desk to the bathroom."
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:55 pm to mizzoukills
Damn yankees.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:00 pm to mizzoukills
I'm gonna assume everyone here knows that I laughed.
Poop thread!
Poop thread!
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 7:01 pm
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