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re: My 2 year old just pooped in the resort pool

Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98602 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:49 pm to
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Oh dear god, you have children?


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:50 pm to
What's up, Todd?

What's on the back on my mind is, "did I grab my daughter's poop nugs or someone else's poop nugs?" I mean, my daughter certainly had a dirty dipe, but there were a ton of little kids in the pool.

That thought makes me sick.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:50 pm to
So she does to pools, what you do to the OT.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:52 pm to
Been there, done that.

I keep quiet, but then again that's just my style.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43084 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:53 pm to
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Yes she was wearing a swim dipe. She just filled it up without us knowing of course until some nugs popped out into the pool.
Well, I'm calling bullshite on this story. My apologies if you're telling the truth.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20780 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:56 pm to
Did you not see Billy Madison? You are supposed to poop in the pool too so that your daughter isn't embarassed.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:57 pm to
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What's on the back on my mind is, "did I grab my daughter's poop nugs or someone else's poop nugs?" I mean, my daughter certainly had a dirty dipe, but there were a ton of little kids in the pool.

That thought makes me sick.

Sounds like you need to hire a nanny to take care of this shite (pun) & then you and Mrs. Killz should head to the bar
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63236 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:59 pm to
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It's just a little E Coli that your daughter have to a bunch of strangers. What's the worse that could happen?


Organ failure.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:59 pm to
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So I quickly grabbed as many poop nuggets as I could find


I had to laugh at this.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18014 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:59 pm to
I dont know why, but this reminded me of the scene in The InBetweeners

LINK
Posted by uptownsage
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2014
2156 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:59 pm to
You are a jackass for letting your kid into the pool. Thanks to you, everyone is swimming in fecal bacteria.

Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:01 pm to

Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:04 pm to
Sorry about the inadvertent down vote - was putting some in the pool (so to speak) myself and fat fingered it.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:12 pm to
Are you ok with your daughter drinking shite water from someone else's kid? No?

Didn't think so call the fricking resort.

Oh wait sorry.. I meant to say motel.
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 1:14 pm
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30177 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:16 pm to
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Ok Ill start from the top of the phonebook.


Would be an epic news report.

"All local hotels have shut down their pools as a result of an anonymous tip that there may be fecal matter in the water."
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:16 pm to
Was going to take my nephew swimming Friday. So i was working at home. Promised him we'd go at 2. Drove up there and the pool was closed because some 4 year old had too many hot dogs and puked in the pool.

They closed it down for two days.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98836 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:19 pm to
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Ok Ill start from the top of the phonebook. Would be an epic news report. "All local hotels have shut down their pools as a result of an anonymous tip that there may be fecal matter in the water."


Would probably be more efficient to contact the local police and let them contact all the hotels.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:21 pm to
your overall message / handle seems to revolve around fecal matter.....anyways relax its an above ground pool at the trailer park....should be able to drain and refill in an hour so
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4892 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:29 pm to
Are you using a swim diaper... If not get one. It keeps the shite in.

Some kid screwed up our neighborhood pool last Saturday(it was packed), by taking a dump in it. The kid didn't have a swim diaper and the life guards made the parents feel like crap for not having the sense to use a swim diaper
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