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re: Mother bakes vagina cookies for 2nd graders

Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:53 pm to
Dibs on the ginger top left.
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:53 pm to
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But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.” They were frosted accordingly.


Interesting that the teacher knows "every kind of vagina"
Posted by meauxjeaux2
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:53 pm to
them cookies look good as a motherfricker
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:53 pm to
I wonder which one smells like fish.
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:54 pm to
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Posted by Mud_Till_May
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:54 pm to
Goddamn there are some ugly vaginas in this world.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:54 pm to
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Curious to know if this mother would object to her daughter eating a giant cock cookie.


Mom is probably a born again lesbian
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:54 pm to
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Curious to know if this mother would object to her daughter eating a giant cock cookie.



No, it would then be offensive because the giant cock cookie makes it harder for her daughter to make a higher income and giant cock cookies are responsible for the glass ceilings women face in corporate America.
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:54 pm to




She mad.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:55 pm to
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Curious to know if this mother would object to her daughter eating a giant cock cookie.


Only if it were made nut-free,'cause allergies and stuff.
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:55 pm to
dbl post
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Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:56 pm to
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meauxjeaux2


Posted by Black n Gold
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:56 pm to
Why did she stop short of adding the anus? No two anuses are alike.
Posted by VetteGuy
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:56 pm to
That's pretty terrible.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:57 pm to
Hey why does the last one have sprinkles???

Is that genital warts??
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
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Hey why does the last one have sprinkles???

Is that genital warts??


long stubble
Posted by Black n Gold
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
Well I know what I'm bringing to my neighborhood Halloween party this year.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
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Why did she stop short of adding the anus? No two anuses are alike.



Butt they're all covered in chocolate
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
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She mad.


Being shown a lack of disrespect will do that to anyone.
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