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re: 'Mostly naked' woman with webbed toes and wet hair claims she is a MERMAID
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:21 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:21 pm to fr33manator
quote:
A freshwater fish isn't big enough
Idk man, they got some monster cats in that big muddy...
But going with saltwater... what are we talking... trout? drum?
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Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:24 pm to Darth_Vader
IWNHI.
She is not attractive.
She needs to go see a plastic sturgeon for a consultation.
She is not attractive.
She needs to go see a plastic sturgeon for a consultation.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:30 pm to SECdragonmaster
Let me save this shitass thread....
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:32 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:pics?
One of my daughter's classmate's mom
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:34 pm to Rebelgator
quote:
The only thing anyone is doing with your bloated corpse involves a cheap suit and a pine box.
I suppose this is what you keep telling yourself when you come home and kiss your wife and notice she tastes a bit salty. Whatever helps you cope with your status as a cuck I suppose.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:36 pm to Rebelgator
quote:
Let me save this shitass thread....
I'd frick that cloaca so hard.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:37 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
One of my daughter's classmate's mom
pics?
OK, suite yourself I guess. But remember I did describe her as looking just like Ursula....
Only difference is her skin has a slight bit more color and her hair is bleach blond.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:37 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Tuna.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:37 pm to Darth_Vader
No pics of feet.... Swell.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:38 pm to Darth_Vader
That's not a mermaid...
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:47 pm to The Mick
quote:
No pics of feet.... Swell.
Here you go....
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:51 pm to Darth_Vader
merblob Lena is triggered at this outrage
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:30 pm to Darth_Vader
So that's where Pauly Shores been all these years. I thought he was dead.
This post was edited on 4/5/17 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:40 pm to Darth_Vader
Geez...just throw it in a tub of water and see if the fish bits grow back. That'll answer the mermaid question at least. Is it amateur hour in Fresno?
This post was edited on 4/5/17 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:48 pm to Darth_Vader
She certainly has a merstache
Posted on 4/5/17 at 1:48 pm to Rebelgator
Ariel's gonna get sunburned - she better get back in the water.
The woman in the OP looks more like a manatee, which supposedly is the basis for the mermaid legend, something I've never understood. Those sailors must have been crazy from scurvy and drinking seawater to mistake a manatee for a beautiful half woman, half fish creature.
The woman in the OP looks more like a manatee, which supposedly is the basis for the mermaid legend, something I've never understood. Those sailors must have been crazy from scurvy and drinking seawater to mistake a manatee for a beautiful half woman, half fish creature.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:00 pm to Darth_Vader
I believe her.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:05 pm to Darth_Vader
Smelling like fish don't make you a mermaid sweetheart.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 2:09 pm to Darth_Vader
Catch and release
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