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'Mostly naked' woman with webbed toes and wet hair claims she is a MERMAID
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:08 pm
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A 'mostly naked' woman with webbed feet who was found walking in a street in California has claimed she is a mermaid.
Fresno Police are seeking help in identifying the woman who was also found with wet hair.
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Fresno Police Lt. Mark Hudson told YourCentralValley.com: 'She was wet, she said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital.'
She was found walking in the middle of the street on Millerton Road' on the other side of the Eagle Spring Golf & Country Club.
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Kinda disappointing. This is how mermaids use to look....
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Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:09 pm to Darth_Vader
What the fricking frick?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:09 pm to Darth_Vader
MMGA
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:09 pm to Darth_Vader
Mermaids have mustaches? Thats disappointing.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:09 pm to Darth_Vader
She's still too good for you
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:10 pm to Darth_Vader
Ariel never had a mustache
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:10 pm to Darth_Vader
Webbed feet and a god damned mustache.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:10 pm to Darth_Vader
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webbed toes
You do have a foot fetish, don't you?
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:10 pm to Darth_Vader
I think I'd rather frick a fish
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:12 pm to fr33manator
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I think I'd rather frick a fish
Salt or fresh?? I'm interested
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:12 pm to Rebelgator
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She's still too good for you
That's not what your old lady thinks.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:13 pm to Darth_Vader
You're right. She thinks Bruce Jenner is too good for you.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:13 pm to Darth_Vader
Don't fall for that line.
That's really Ursula, she just stole Ariel's voice.
That's really Ursula, she just stole Ariel's voice.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:15 pm to Rebelgator
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You're right. She thinks Bruce Jenner is too good for you.
She must talk to you more than she does to me. Course she's usually got her mouth full when she's with me so...
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:16 pm to Darth_Vader
Death, nobody is having sex with your corpse.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:16 pm to Walking the Earth
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That's really Ursula, she just stole Ariel's voice.
One of my daughter's classmate's mom looks just like Ursula (minus the tentacles of course). But other than that, she's like her twin, even built like her.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:17 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Salt or fresh?? I'm interested
Dude, saltwater obviously.
A freshwater fish isn't big enough
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:17 pm to Rebelgator
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Death, nobody is having sex with your corpse
You're right. What your old lady does to me is not considered sex by at least one former US President.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:20 pm to Darth_Vader
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Mostly naked' woman with webbed toes and wet hair claims she is a MERMAID
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She was found walking
Posted on 4/5/17 at 12:21 pm to Darth_Vader
The only thing anyone is doing with your bloated corpse involves a cheap suit and a pine box.
Weird that hell has wifi.
Weird that hell has wifi.
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