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re: Most Currently Overused Buzzword in the Workplace
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:34 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:34 am to theunknownknight
Busy
I dont care how busy you are...everyone is busy
I dont care how busy you are...everyone is busy
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Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:35 am to jrenton
Deep dive. Makes me crazy.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:35 am to Hat Tricks
"Engagement" for me. Online engagement. Mobile engagement. Customer engagement. Employee engagement.
"Touch base" is awful too.
"Touch base" is awful too.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:36 am to Hat Tricks
Functionality------ oh so it works? it is functional? is this a new dance move?? quit making up stupid new buzzwords.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:37 am to Hat Tricks
"there again..." then saying something they haven't said yet.
"deliverables" - go frick yourself. Get your shite done on time. It's emailing a spreadsheet. You aren't delivering shite.
"deliverables" - go frick yourself. Get your shite done on time. It's emailing a spreadsheet. You aren't delivering shite.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:38 am to Hat Tricks
anytime I get back from a shutdown our new boss wants to touch base and have a debriefing on what went down. One we aren't the military, two she has no idea what goes on in the field so I spend half the "debriefing" explaining WTF we do as a company.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:39 am to Hat Tricks
"It's nothing that can't be fixed with an ounce of coke and a young Puerto Rican boy"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:39 am to Hat Tricks
"Let's be mindful" 
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:40 am to Hat Tricks
The word "typically."
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:41 am to ShoeBang
I just opened the first email I came to from corporate in my junk folder.
The first 5 I got to:
Collective vision
Strategic growth opportunity
Key objectives
Leveraging
Synergies
All in 3 sentences
frick I hate corporate lingo
The first 5 I got to:
Collective vision
Strategic growth opportunity
Key objectives
Leveraging
Synergies
All in 3 sentences
frick I hate corporate lingo
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:44 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Apples to apples.
This, for some reason, drives me crazy.
This, for some reason, drives me crazy.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:48 am to keeper007
"Would you like fries with that"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:03 am to Large Farva
"Roger that"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:04 am to Hat Tricks
"aboot"
I frequently use it to punk a couple of Canadians.
I frequently use it to punk a couple of Canadians.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:13 am to Hat Tricks
Got an email 5 minutes ago. "Reaching Out", and "Moving Forward" in the same sentence.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:15 am to Hat Tricks
Luckily, in my line of work I don't have to deal with corporate buzz words much.
There is an industry term that drives me nuts, moist soil unit, I just don't care to listen to 50 year old biologists talking about anything being moist.
And it's really just referencing a man made duck pond.
There is an industry term that drives me nuts, moist soil unit, I just don't care to listen to 50 year old biologists talking about anything being moist.
And it's really just referencing a man made duck pond.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:15 am to Hat Tricks
"Can I take your order"?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:15 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Necrophiliac. He works at a morgue.
Infinity upvotes. I'm sitting on the toilet Literally laughing out loud.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:17 am to Hat Tricks
Not so much on my current job, but my last place "Corporate Culture" was the buzzword of our CEO. And all his minions lapped it up and repeated it incessantly.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:18 am to Hat Tricks
Value Creation
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