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re: Mom Sells Her Breast Milk for $20 a Bottle to Pay for Christmas Gifts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:37 pm to Btrtigerfan
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:37 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Humans drinking cow's milk is not weird, but humans drinking human milk is? I'll make a note.
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Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:02 pm to lsunurse
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We have a freezer full of donor breast milk in the NICU at the hospital I work at. There are donor breast milk banks for that purpose. Some moms that have babies in the NICU may not be able to pump(maybe they are on meds or whatever) and the NICU docs want the babies to get every benefit possible from breast milk.
My sister in law had a freezer full and donated it all to one of those banks.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:21 pm to wadewilson
My wife couldnt donate it to a bank because she had to be screened before she started pumping. So she just gave it some lady. Serious as shite. She would pump 20oz of milk twice a day. I had to buy a new freezer to store it.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:21 pm to Brightside Bengal
I think the technical term for what she is doing is serving as a hucow.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:48 pm to Darla Hood
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If you really think about it, isn't it weirder that humans drink milk from cows and goats and NOT humans?
Ok. Next time you go to get milk, which do you prefer?
1. This woman's teet?
2. Or the dairy section of your local grocery store?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 7:59 pm to Darth_Vader
Reminds me of the dude in Pain & Gain who was drinking breast milk for the HGH effects.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:02 pm to Darth_Vader
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Ok. Next time you go to get milk, which do you prefer?
1. This woman's teet?
I don't care if milk comes out or not. I just like to suck on titties.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:04 pm to Darth_Vader
Let me get this straight...
Drinking this bastardized, chemical-filled bullshite from the grocery store that came from a cow in god-knows-where and is passed of as "milk"... Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
100% natural milk from a fellow human (the stuff you used as nourishment as a child) eating a human diet... ICKY!!!
You're an American treasure, Darth_
Drinking this bastardized, chemical-filled bullshite from the grocery store that came from a cow in god-knows-where and is passed of as "milk"... Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
100% natural milk from a fellow human (the stuff you used as nourishment as a child) eating a human diet... ICKY!!!
You're an American treasure, Darth_
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:20 pm to lsu2006
And you're a weak troll just stupid enough to think you're cute.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:22 pm to Darth_Vader
That wasn't a troll.
Apparently you're too dumb and/or insecure to tell the difference between rational thought and a troll attempt.
Apparently you're too dumb and/or insecure to tell the difference between rational thought and a troll attempt.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 pm to lsu2006
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That wasn't a troll.
Oh, you're serious? You're telling me you'd rather drink the milk from strange woman's teet (no idea what diseases she has) than professionally inspected and pasteurized milk.
OK, I take that back... You're far more stupid than I first thought.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:32 pm to Darth_Vader
Not milk just from some random woman on the street. Obviously a disease-free woman.
Mass produced milk like the shite you get in the grocery store is garbage and so chemically bastardized it's barely even milk anymore.
Mass produced milk like the shite you get in the grocery store is garbage and so chemically bastardized it's barely even milk anymore.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:49 pm to lsu2006
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Mass produced milk like the shite you get in the grocery store is garbage and so chemically bastardized it's barely even milk anymore.
Please share with us all these chemicals and the bad things they do.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:09 pm to Darth_Vader
Bovine growth hormones, pesticides and fertilizers to name a few. I'd probably rather put disease-free female human titty milk in my coffee in the morning. Sue me. 
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:09 pm to Btrtigerfan
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I don't care if milk comes out or not. I just like to suck on titties.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:11 pm to Darth_Vader
mmmmmm...so refreshing!!!
wayy better than human tits
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:31 pm to iAmBatman
How many times have you put human milk in a bowl of cereal?
How many times have you used human milk in thd ace of cue milk in a recipe?
The last glass of mik you had came from (a) cow or (b) a human?
How many times have you used human milk in thd ace of cue milk in a recipe?
The last glass of mik you had came from (a) cow or (b) a human?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:32 pm to lsu2006
What sort of fertilizer are they adding to milk nowadays?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:35 pm to Darth_Vader
You know human milk isn't terribly easy to come by, right? Not everyone hangs around a bunch of pregnant women and there aren't pregnant women farms as far as I know.
My only point in all of this is that it's illogical for you to have some hang up with human milk, as it is the very stuff that nourished you when you were a child and in all likelihood is more nutritious and generally healthier (assuming it's not a random, diseased lady of the night) than the average milk you'll get at the grocery store.
My only point in all of this is that it's illogical for you to have some hang up with human milk, as it is the very stuff that nourished you when you were a child and in all likelihood is more nutritious and generally healthier (assuming it's not a random, diseased lady of the night) than the average milk you'll get at the grocery store.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:35 pm to Darth_Vader
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What sort of fertilizer are they adding to milk nowadays?
God, you're dumb
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