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MIddle aged white guys, who wants your money?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:22 am
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:22 am
Do you often go to a store wanting to spend money and you can't find anything?
I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy) on the way home from work yesterday and he was going over a story where he was looking for a mock turtle neck and went to a dozen or so stores and couldn't find any.
He said he went to Dillard's and found that the Men's section isn't even in the main store anymore.....like they are an after thought "we need more room for teens, bedding, and cookware.....there's a space a few store fronts down, stick men over there"
Don't have to get more into the story, but I started empathizing with him. He's a regular guy, makes good money, pays taxes and such....but no store is really designed for Him(middle aged white guy)
I believe stats would say that middle aged white guys make the most money comparatively, but it seems that no one really targets them except specialty stores("we know you have to come here because you have no other place to go")
They get maybe one radio station, a few TV programs on off channels, ZERO movies.....
Middle aged white guys, do you feel that no one cares about you?
I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy) on the way home from work yesterday and he was going over a story where he was looking for a mock turtle neck and went to a dozen or so stores and couldn't find any.
He said he went to Dillard's and found that the Men's section isn't even in the main store anymore.....like they are an after thought "we need more room for teens, bedding, and cookware.....there's a space a few store fronts down, stick men over there"
Don't have to get more into the story, but I started empathizing with him. He's a regular guy, makes good money, pays taxes and such....but no store is really designed for Him(middle aged white guy)
I believe stats would say that middle aged white guys make the most money comparatively, but it seems that no one really targets them except specialty stores("we know you have to come here because you have no other place to go")
They get maybe one radio station, a few TV programs on off channels, ZERO movies.....
Middle aged white guys, do you feel that no one cares about you?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to Kujo
Shopping via the Internet is what many middle-aged white men do. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Dillard's got this message.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to Kujo
I wear khakis, polo shirts, and sperry's. I never have trouble finding clothes.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to Kujo
JC Penny is all about the middle aged, fashion challenged, white guys
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to Kujo
Do you even Gander Mountain or Bass Pro shop Baw?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to Kujo
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Middle aged white guys, do you feel that no one cares about you?
I hadn't thought about it. Now that I have, I think I'll cry myself to sleep on my Don Draper Edition Mattress Made of Money.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to Kujo
The government wants your money.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:27 am to Kujo
I find it best to not start so many threads, and to just shite on those who do.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:27 am to Kujo
Tractor Supply has all kinds of shite I want.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:29 am to Kujo
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I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy)
And, stopped reading right there.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:29 am to Kujo
quote:
I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy)
Stopped reading right there.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:32 am to Kujo
quote:
MIddle aged white guys, who wants your money?
Young 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are also single mothers
panhandlers
churches
girl scouts
kids
wife
prostitutes
what else am I missing?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to Kujo
Everyone wants it.
Stores know that middle-aged white dudes aren't the ones coming in the stores every day.
Kids grow every year.Women's fashion changes.Middle-aged White dude stays the same.
Stores know that middle-aged white dudes aren't the ones coming in the stores every day.
Kids grow every year.Women's fashion changes.Middle-aged White dude stays the same.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to USAF Hart
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Young 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are also single mothers
panhandlers
churches
girl scouts
kids
wife
prostitutes
what else am I missing?
Obama
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to USAF Hart
Strippers.
Don't forget the strippers.
Don't forget the strippers.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:36 am to Bullfrog
I figured everyone would know what I meant when I put 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are single mothers..
I clearly misjudged
I clearly misjudged
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:37 am to Kujo
Middle aged white men don't shop for shite like clothes. We have wives and the Internet for that.
And condon is an idiot
And condon is an idiot
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:37 am to Kujo
You lost me at thinking Richard Condon is funny.
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