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MIddle aged white guys, who wants your money?

Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:22 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:22 am
Do you often go to a store wanting to spend money and you can't find anything?

I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy) on the way home from work yesterday and he was going over a story where he was looking for a mock turtle neck and went to a dozen or so stores and couldn't find any.

He said he went to Dillard's and found that the Men's section isn't even in the main store anymore.....like they are an after thought "we need more room for teens, bedding, and cookware.....there's a space a few store fronts down, stick men over there"

Don't have to get more into the story, but I started empathizing with him. He's a regular guy, makes good money, pays taxes and such....but no store is really designed for Him(middle aged white guy)

I believe stats would say that middle aged white guys make the most money comparatively, but it seems that no one really targets them except specialty stores("we know you have to come here because you have no other place to go")

They get maybe one radio station, a few TV programs on off channels, ZERO movies.....

Middle aged white guys, do you feel that no one cares about you?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to
Shopping via the Internet is what many middle-aged white men do. It shouldn't surprise anyone that Dillard's got this message.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to
I wear khakis, polo shirts, and sperry's. I never have trouble finding clothes.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to
Milfs like me, so I'm happy.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:24 am to
JC Penny is all about the middle aged, fashion challenged, white guys
Posted by Old Sarge
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Member since Jan 2012
55309 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to
Do you even Gander Mountain or Bass Pro shop Baw?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to
quote:

Middle aged white guys, do you feel that no one cares about you?



I hadn't thought about it. Now that I have, I think I'll cry myself to sleep on my Don Draper Edition Mattress Made of Money.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24358 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:26 am to
The government wants your money.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18670 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:27 am to
I find it best to not start so many threads, and to just shite on those who do.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:27 am to
Tractor Supply has all kinds of shite I want.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:29 am to
quote:

I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy)


And, stopped reading right there.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:29 am to
quote:

I was listening to Richard Condon(funny guy)


Stopped reading right there.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:32 am to
quote:

MIddle aged white guys, who wants your money?


Young 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are also single mothers

panhandlers

churches

girl scouts

kids

wife

prostitutes

what else am I missing?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to
Everyone wants it.

Stores know that middle-aged white dudes aren't the ones coming in the stores every day.

Kids grow every year.Women's fashion changes.Middle-aged White dude stays the same.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Young 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are also single mothers

panhandlers

churches

girl scouts

kids

wife

prostitutes

what else am I missing?



Obama
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:34 am to
Strippers.
Don't forget the strippers.
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:36 am to
I figured everyone would know what I meant when I put 18-24 year old aspiring nurses who are single mothers..

I clearly misjudged
Posted by arn
Member since Nov 2015
562 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:37 am to
Shoppers choice says

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97645 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:37 am to
Middle aged white men don't shop for shite like clothes. We have wives and the Internet for that.


And condon is an idiot
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71421 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:37 am to
You lost me at thinking Richard Condon is funny.
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