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Michigan man was watching porn on phone before fatal car crash

Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:28 pm
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6209 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:28 pm
quote:

A Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.

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Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51216 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:29 pm to
Sad. Coulda happened to any of us.
Posted by TIGERSTORM
parts unknown
Member since Feb 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:30 pm to
Is it weird that I want to know what video? Yeah, probably so.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Sad. Coulda happened to any of us








Yeah cause I watch porn on the drive into work every morning.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21455 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
He came and went.
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
I wonder if he got to finish?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
Lol. I was wondering the same FWIW.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18769 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
He died doing what he loved.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

partially ejected


I read that line a different way.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:32 pm to
Probably went blind.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22155 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:34 pm to
Those new laws don't say anything about watching porn and driving.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40136 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.



That is going to be a hard one to explain to ole St. Pete at the pearly gates.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120267 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:35 pm to
I only do this on empty open freeways. Safety first.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15595 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:35 pm to
That's allegedly why Eddie Griffin (Seton Hall/NBA) crashed his car into a train and died.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103069 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:35 pm to
Sometimes the future is taken from your hands.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:36 pm to
Cause of Accident:

Somebody was doing 69.
Posted by Big_Al_316
Mobile, AL
Member since Jan 2005
3137 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Yeah cause I watch porn on the drive into work every morning.


without pants
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27403 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:39 pm to
Do you even casual Fridays and in dash tablet?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and partially ejaculated through the sunroof.





WTF?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27403 posts
Posted on 1/26/16 at 9:40 pm to
Do you even casual Fridays and in dash tablet?
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