Men, Well Most, Are Idiots, I Love Cheating On My Husband

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Men, Well Most, Are Idiots, I Love Cheating On My Husband Why? Because it's easy and fun. The funny part is he thinks he is the "man" and I am some poor helpless woman at home that "needs" him. God forbid I would be helpless without his upper middle class salary. It's ok, but nothing to brag about.

He gets up like most suckers, works his butt off from 8am to 5pm, and comes home just in time for his trophy wife to cook him a nice meal and eventually, the most boring missionary sex a woman could hope for. I can't really complain, i mean he is good to me, he just can't satisfy me. I have a few boyfriends that satisfy me sexually. God it feels so good to finally tell people this! I am not stupid like most women that cheat and tell their "close" friends. Listen ladies, if you want to cheat and never get caught, keep your mouth shut.

So I guess I owe you a story. I will talk about the first time I cheated. It was actually our wedding night. Believe it or not it's true. You see, when I met my husband a few years before we got married, I was 25 and getting up there. I knew I needed security and I needed it now before I hit 30 and became old. So I settled for him because he was a good balance. Decent job, decent looking, and most important of all, he worshiped me. I could have easily found someone much hotter, but it's tough to find a decent looking guy WITH a stable job. Most men out there are either ugly and rich, or good looking and poor.

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