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Meet the man with 3,000+ dicks in his possession: Dave Murray.

Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:04 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:04 pm


quote:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

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There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin


LINK
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:05 pm to
Fake news
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:05 pm to
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:08 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin


Just one penis to a jar? It's like a Futurama after dark kinda thing.
Posted by Sonny Koufax
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29255 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:07 pm to
now THAT is a mugshot
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57499 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
You people are retards

Try reading your own link before making a thread about it
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:09 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
This hits home, the authorities reported to me that he had this empty jar in his house with my name on it:

This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:09 pm
Posted by runforrestrun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
816 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
Ever notice how the perps in the fake news mug shots all have strabismus?
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16577 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:10 pm to
If this is fake then where is that mugshot from? Because the actual story might be more ridiculous than a man with 3k + dicks in storage.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15816 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:28 pm to
Did you google dick pics and this news article popped up?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 8:57 pm to
It was posted on the Louisiana Veterans facebook page and this is right up the OT's back alley.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 9:07 pm to
So what else came up when you googled "3000 dicks"?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 9:23 pm to
Look up
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35404 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

This hits home, the authorities reported to me that he had this empty jar in his house with my name on it:




Think you misread the article, it was one dick per jar, and it wasn't meant to represent how many you had sucked
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48857 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 10:07 pm to
I don't care if it's fake or not. That's one fricking retarded looking dude.
Posted by Tempratt
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Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:07 am to
He looks like he ate too many of them.
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:34 am to
Hey OP. You've been busted for linking to a fake news story.

President Donald Trump hates you.

Do better.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 1:34 am
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