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re: Married OTers...how many times a week/month do you have sex?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:46 am to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:46 am to
What do the green and yellow lightning bolts signify?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:46 am to
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It's actually a period tracking app many women use, especially those trying to get pregnant.


my wife uses this

when I try to guilt her with the "we haven't had sex in like 2 weeks" line, she whips out this app and be like "nope, I marked us as having sex on Sunday"

goddamn technology
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:47 am to
That is an image off google...not mine.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:48 am to
Wheew!


I wonder if I could alter this to count the days she cooks
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128972 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:48 am to
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What do the green and yellow lightning bolts signify?


Days she had horrible cramps. You see one with a red lightning bolt....might be a good day to work late or go to happy hour with the boys and stay the frick out of the house
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:48 am to
Something is wrong if you are only on every 4-6 weeks schedule. And only 6 years?

Screw that. No pun intended.

1-2 times a week I think would be normal.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:48 am to
my wife uses something like that, but we use it with the intent of NOT getting pregnant.
Posted by AndruwIVVII
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2015
151 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:49 am to
once or twice a week, at least! At best it's once a day
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11807 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:49 am to
3-5 times a week depending on work schedules. Been married almost 22 years.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53273 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:50 am to
I always want to ask the older folks in these threads, when do you basically stop? I mean, at some point, cranking a bunch of cialis or viagra isn't even really worth it if you're not that attracted to the person anymore. And at some point, the woman doesn't want to deal with old balls.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 8:52 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:51 am to
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I always want to ask the older folks in these threads, when do you basically stop?


if you talk to any nursing home nurses, you will quickly learn that the answer to this is....they don't
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:51 am to
Every day or she can't complain about me getting it someplace else
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21238 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:52 am to
Not sure if this is a troll.

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:54 am to
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Days she had horrible cramps.


Deep down I knew this was the answer, yet I was hoping for something a bit spicier, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18376 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:54 am to
Since you don't initiate it very often, ask yourself why not.

Are you not feeling it? Are you gassy? Eating too much sugar? Smell bad? Tired?

If you think she's attractive, then it's something about you.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128972 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:54 am to
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I've been married 6+ years...we average sex once every 4-6 weeks. There are a couple of times during the year we may have sex twice in the same week, but I'd say on average it's every 4-6 weeks.



And here is the question....are you both satisfied with this amount? If the answer is yes...all that matters. I'm guessing you started this thread though because the answer for you is no?


You really can't fairly compare each couple. Every couple will be different. There isn't a perfect "average," cause the number will vary for each couple.
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1709 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:55 am to
Married 14 years- I think this is the most truthful thread I've ever seen on here.

OP- your situation is not normal- at least I hope not. With that said, I bet you and your wife still love each other very much.

Two things I've read lately that are very good:

1. The book- 5 Love Languages. Don't laugh- I learned about it at my hunting camp- best thing you and your spouse will ever read. Go and get it today- don't screw around.

2. There was a very good article in the WSJ a couple of weeks ago about what makes a successful relationship with your spouse. You and her really need to read it- it should be easy to find on Google.

Don't get angry with her- you guys need to figure out what's changed. Being busy and having kids isn't an excuse- both my wife and I are busy professionals with kids. She has a major commute and I travel internationally monthly.

Don't give up on her or yourself.
Posted by Spilled Milk
Member since Mar 2015
1075 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:57 am to
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Not sure if this is a troll.

Sadly, no.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33922 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:58 am to
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Read the thread. This guy's issue is himself. IF anything, I hope the wife is cheating.



Did you see how many pages this thread is? No self respecting OTer is going to read this many pages unless it is about an LSU pornstar, the deep web, or planning for the zombie apocalypse.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:59 am to
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Did you see how many pages this thread is? No self respecting OTer is going to read this many pages unless it is about an LSU pornstar, the deep web, or planning for the zombie apocalypse.
Touche.
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