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re: Married chick (wearing ring but doesnt mention husband)

Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:15 am to
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:15 am to
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:


no they won't



You trying to convince me or yourself? Look I've been through enough wives and private investigators over the years to know that any married woman is willing and ready to cheat on her husband at the first opportunity.

Trick is not to give the opportunity, like beach trips.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 9:19 am
Posted by iAmBatman
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:19 am to
If you can't trust your wife then why get married?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:19 am to
Hope you get shot over it.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:20 am to
in!!

this thread has potential! lol i just took a screen shot and saved it on my photobucket under "epic troll lolol" so i can go back and read it later and lmao

Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:20 am to
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If you can't trust your wife then why get married?


cooking, dishes, mopping, vacuuming, sex slave, social acceptance.
Posted by Sal Minella
Member since Nov 2006
1951 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:21 am to
quote:

I've been through enough wives and private investigators over the years


So your logic is:

I married a few women. They were all whores. Therefore, all women are whores.

Nope.
Posted by carlsoda
B Rah
Member since Dec 2009
5776 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:22 am to
Married chicks are the easiest to get in bed bc you can flatter the shite out of them. It isn't worth it though. If you didn't hit it at the beach I wouldn't waste time trying to hit it now that she is home.
Posted by iAmBatman
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:23 am to
If that's why you're getting married then you deserve for her to frick some random at the beach.
Posted by Sal Minella
Member since Nov 2006
1951 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:23 am to
Reading your post, I pictured this guy:

Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:23 am to
quote:

You've obviously never been married. Given an opportunity like a beach trip, every wife will cheat on their husband. There's just no way around it.


Really, "every wife"? You're insecure as shite or just couldn't satisfy your wife.

Regardless, my wife and her friends do beach trips and talk/flirt with guys, get free drinks and leave the dudes behind.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:26 am to
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If you can't trust your wife then why get married?


So you would blow off marriage just because you don't "trust" someone? Seems kinda shortsighted.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 9:26 am
Posted by iAmBatman
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Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:27 am to
If I didn't trust her then I wouldn't get married in the first place. It's easier to not get married than go through a divorce, not to mention cheaper.

But you've been through a couple so I'm sure you've got all the answers.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2164 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:27 am to
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Look I've been through enough wives and private investigators over the years to know that any married woman is willing and ready to cheat on her husband at the first opportunity.


Sorry you marry whores and are a shitty husband
Posted by geauxmuddogs
Member since Jan 2015
123 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:28 am to
I'm considering robbing a bank. The security is pretty lax, seems like they don't care about the money all that much. Am I G2G?
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:28 am to
That's how you end up getting shot randomly in a parking lot.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Your post reminds me of this weirdo who use to work in my office. Anytime a female would so much as say "good morning" to him passing in the hallway he saw that as her letting him know she wanted to ride his dick.


There is a guy like this in my building. He's in love with two happily married girls in our building. Dude is a freak.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89517 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:30 am to
Pics or this literally didn't happen.

(And this literally didn't happen, even if OP posts pics.)

/thread
Posted by LSUAfro
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
12775 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:30 am to
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If you can't trust your wife not to frick a random stranger while on a vacation without you then you shouldn't be married to her.

If my wife does that she knows she's coming home to a divorce lawyer and an empty house with no kids. If I never find out and I'm happy? Well then what I don't know can't hurt me.


That's funny.
Sure, you can keep them until the courts come in and give them back to their whore mother.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 9:33 am
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:30 am to
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Regardless, my wife and her friends do beach trips and talk/flirt with guys, get free drinks and leave the dudes behind.


Now you're just being delusional. But if you want to live in your fantasy world for awhile, have at it. It'll all come crushing down one Tuesday morning when a coworker shows you he found your loving wife making amateur porn outside the floribama on a memorial day weekend. Trust me.
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