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re: Married chick (wearing ring but doesnt mention husband)

Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2163 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:32 am to
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Now you're just being delusional. But if you want to live in your fantasy world for awhile, have at it. It'll all come crushing down one Tuesday morning when a coworker shows you he found your loving wife making amateur porn outside the floribama on a memorial day weekend. Trust me.


Ok sir, now you have peaked my interest
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:32 am to
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my wife and her friends do beach trips and talk/flirt with guys, get free drinks and leave the dudes behind.

Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:32 am to
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Regardless, my wife and her friends do beach trips and talk/flirt with guys, get free drinks and leave the dudes behind


Yikes
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:32 am to
I hope one day you meet a beautiful girl and fall head over heels in love with her. I hope you 2 get married and you give her the world. I hope you pour all your heart & soul into the marriage. I hope you work extra hard to provide her all the things she's ever dreamed of just to see the smile on her face.


And then one day...




I hope she fricks some random creep while on a girls trip to the beach.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2163 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Really, "every wife"? You're insecure as shite or just couldn't satisfy your wife. Regardless, my wife and her friends do beach trips and talk/flirt with guys, get free drinks and leave the dudes behind.


She means the dude is leaving it in her behind
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:33 am to
alter. has to be.

yes, its wrong and you know it. You don't know what's going on at home.
Posted by beardedzeus
NOLA
Member since Mar 2006
4474 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:34 am to
This girl sounds like she was begging for it. Probably spends her Sat night in bed drinking a bottle of wine alone while watching 50 shades of grey.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33793 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:35 am to
Just because she doesn't mention her husband you think she's up for grabs?

Some women just don't like to be like "we this and that" and involve their husband in every conversation. These women are generally more pleasant to talk to.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:35 am to
I left out the best part, "I profit"

Oh, and the return from vacation sex is better than make up sex too. Winning!
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:37 am to
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I left out the best part, "I profit"

Oh, and the return from vacation sex is better than make up sex too. Winning!




...dude... I'm so sorry
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2163 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:37 am to
quote:

I left out the best part, "I profit" Oh, and the return from vacation sex is better than make up sex too. Winning!


That's guilty sex.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:38 am to
"Profit"? Code word for herpes?
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3690 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:39 am to
OP is type of douche that sees a girl smile at him and automatically thinks she wants to frick.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:40 am to
I hate to say it man.. she is getting lit up on those vacations
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:40 am to
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That's guilty sex.


Also to make sure he doesn't suspect anything if she becomes pregnant.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:40 am to
quote:

"Profit"? Code word for herpes?


So that's what those blisters are? I thought it was from going in dry.
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:43 am to
Trillhog, is that you?
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97613 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:48 am to
Maybe you weren't hitting it right
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:50 am to
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Winning!



sad to think how gullible you are - embarrassing really
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8621 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:54 am to
How the hell is your avi allowed?

This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 9:55 am
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