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Man writes Dear Abby about wrestling bouts with wife

Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:32 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:32 am
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DEAR ABBY: My wife is a big woman (not fat). She's an athlete and quite strong. We both enjoy wrestling. We are evenly matched and do it often.
Many times she'll pin me down with me on my back, shoulders to the ground. Other times, I do the same to her. The loser takes the winner out to dinner. We enjoy it greatly.

Are we crazy? Are we weird? And most of all, are we alone in this activity? -- HAPPY HUSBAND IN FLORIDA

DEAR HAPPY HUSBAND: As long as no one gets hurt, what two consenting adults do is their business. I don't think you are either crazy or weird, nor are you alone in this activity. What you have described as "wrestling" some people call "foreplay."




What says the OT?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41584 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:36 am to
I'm gonna need pics of wife. I have morning wood right now and it needs to be rubbed out.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18768 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:44 am to
Scissor Fetish
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:50 am to
Abby is correct, what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is their business. No harm no foul.
Now telling people about your business is weird.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 5:52 am to
Put dat bitch in da scorpion death lock baw #matchover
This post was edited on 7/30/15 at 5:53 am
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:01 am to
He's RKO'ING that bitch up and down the trailer park before sitting down for a nice dinner at Ryans Steakhouse.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:12 am to
quote:


What says the OT?


I've done this. It's fun. If you ever get the chance to tangle with an athletic woman who's over 5'10'' and 155lbs or so, go for it. It's kind of a strange sensation when they offer resistance and you actually feel it (playfully). And I'm a bigger guy (195-200) who actually used to wrestle.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66927 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:16 am to
quote:

Many times she'll pin me down with me on my back, shoulders to the ground.


Ronda Rousey would whip his arse.

quote:

HAPPY HUSBAND IN FLORIDA


Florida board
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97635 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:16 am to
I'd have never guessed this dude was from Florida
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:23 am to
quote:

Abby is correct, what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is their business.

Unless you're ghey, a tranny, want a sex change operation, are trans-racial or some other weird arse thing....then you announce it on every social media avenue and people tell you how brave you are.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 6:52 am to
quote:

If you ever get the chance to tangle with an athletic woman who's over 5'10'' and 155lbs or so, go for it.

This.

quote:

Abby is correct, what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is their business. No harm no foul.
Now telling people about your business is weird.


And this.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77965 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:08 am to
Was with a chick that was 6ft 1in tall to my 5ft 9in. She was an athlete to. That was some fun times.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2364 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:16 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:44 am to
My wife has messed around with me and tried to pin me. She's 5'0" 105 lbs. and I'm 6'2" 190 so I pretend she's got me for a second then easily break out, hold both her arms with one hand, and tickle her ribs until she calls mercy.

Is that weird?



Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:51 am to
quote:

I've done this. It's fun. If you ever get the chance to tangle with an athletic woman who's over 5'10'' and 155lbs or so, go for it. It's kind of a strange sensation when they offer resistance and you actually feel it (playfully). And I'm a bigger guy (195-200) who actually used to wrestle.



My GF hits me harder than I hit her(playfully). That's our version of this kind of playful rough-housing. I lightly karate chop her in the neck or 'check her oil' when she bends over. Then she punches the shite out of me.
This post was edited on 7/30/15 at 7:52 am
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17477 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:52 am to
quote:

DEAR ABBY: My wife is a big woman (not fat). She's an athlete and quite strong. We both enjoy naked wrestling. We are evenly matched and do it often.
Many times she'll pin me down naked with me on my back, naked, shoulders to the ground. Other times, I do the same to her, naked. The loser takes the winner out to dinner. We enjoy it greatly.

Are we crazy? Are we weird? And most of all, are we alone in this naked activity? -- HAPPY NAKED WRESTLING HUSBAND IN FLORIDA


No worries here. This is how I read it.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22763 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:53 am to
quote:

My wife has messed around with me and tried to pin me. She's 5'0" 105 lbs. and I'm 6'2" 190 so I pretend she's got me for a second then easily break out, hold both her arms with one hand and PIIHB. Is that weird?


Fixed
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:54 am to
quote:

'check her oil' when she bends over. Then she punches the shite out of me.


Yeah I tried that shite one time in my life and it did not go over...at all.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17476 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 7:58 am to
quote:

If you ever get the chance to tangle with an athletic woman who's over 5'10'' and 155lbs or so, go for it. It's kind of a strange sensation when they offer resistance and you actually feel it (playfully).


This. My wife is active duty USN and tough as freakin nails, yet is all-woman. We have those wrestling bouts and she is very strong for a woman - as Navytiger says, its pretty damn nice when she offers up a good bit of resistance...which of course leads to other, much more fun things.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 8:02 am to
I find it to be just fine. I "Diamond Cut" my wife about once a month before we go to bed. Keeps her honest.
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