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Man Tripping On LSD Saves Dog From Imagined House Blaze
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm
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A man in upstate New York bravely broke into his neighbor’s blazing home to save their trapped dog on Thursday afternoon.
Michael Orchard fled the burning property in Halfmoon, near Albany, with the bewildered pup and tenderly cradled it in his arms while resting on the front lawn. Or, at least that’s what the 43-year-old thought happened.
But state troopers said Orchard was actually tripping on a potent mixture of LSD and cough syrup. There was no blaze and the entire house-fire scenario was just a result of his hallucinations.
Thinking that his neighbor’s home was on fire, he initially pounded on other residents’ doors in a desperate attempt to alert them. But when they didn’t react, he allegedly plowed his BMW sedan through his neighbor’s fence and broke into the home via the back door to grab the dog.
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This post was edited on 10/17/16 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Looks like he picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I think he is a hero. Like Cap'n Planet.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Thought it was an onion article
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to LSUTANGERINE
How could you press charges for this?
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:30 pm to LSUTANGERINE
He's a legend in his own mind.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:30 pm to LSUTANGERINE
It was real to him! Ok!
This post was edited on 10/17/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:31 pm to LSUTANGERINE
This is the greatest thing I've ever read
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:31 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I have done LSD a million times and it is not capable of hallucinations like that. This guy was probably on some research chemical mixed with dxm from robitussin.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:32 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Robo-trippin ain't no joke
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:38 pm to LSUTANGERINE
The Roof, Roof the roof is on fire
The roof is on fire!
The roof is on fire!
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:41 pm to LSUTANGERINE
The world needs more heroes. I would have saved the dog first. Frick those nosey neighbors.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:42 pm to LSUTANGERINE
"Talk about a badddd trip"
That was so cheesy but I laughed
That was so cheesy but I laughed
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:44 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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he initially pounded on other residents’ doors in a desperate attempt to alert them
Don't call that man Lifesaver; call him Shithead!
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:46 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Is there ever a more appropriate time for "Sorry for partying"
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:46 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Sounds like a typical Saturday to me
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