Started By
Message

Man Tripping On LSD Saves Dog From Imagined House Blaze

Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm
quote:

A man in upstate New York bravely broke into his neighbor’s blazing home to save their trapped dog on Thursday afternoon.

Michael Orchard fled the burning property in Halfmoon, near Albany, with the bewildered pup and tenderly cradled it in his arms while resting on the front lawn. Or, at least that’s what the 43-year-old thought happened.

But state troopers said Orchard was actually tripping on a potent mixture of LSD and cough syrup. There was no blaze and the entire house-fire scenario was just a result of his hallucinations.

Thinking that his neighbor’s home was on fire, he initially pounded on other residents’ doors in a desperate attempt to alert them. But when they didn’t react, he allegedly plowed his BMW sedan through his neighbor’s fence and broke into the home via the back door to grab the dog.

LINK

This post was edited on 10/17/16 at 9:28 pm
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34847 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75185 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:28 pm to
Hot diggity dog
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to
Looks like he picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to
I think he is a hero. Like Cap'n Planet.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to
Thought it was an onion article
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45213 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to
How could you press charges for this?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62765 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:30 pm to
He's a legend in his own mind.
Posted by bradwieser
Cornell Fan
Member since May 2008
10555 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:30 pm to
It was real to him! Ok!
This post was edited on 10/17/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Pioneer BS 175
Pcola
Member since Jul 2015
1273 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:31 pm to
This is the greatest thing I've ever read
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:31 pm to
I have done LSD a million times and it is not capable of hallucinations like that. This guy was probably on some research chemical mixed with dxm from robitussin.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:32 pm to
Robo-trippin ain't no joke
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25314 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:38 pm to
The Roof, Roof the roof is on fire
The roof is on fire!
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21442 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:41 pm to
The world needs more heroes. I would have saved the dog first. Frick those nosey neighbors.
Posted by SouthTiger504
Member since Sep 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:42 pm to
"Talk about a badddd trip"



That was so cheesy but I laughed
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:43 pm to
that's a bad trip
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

he initially pounded on other residents’ doors in a desperate attempt to alert them


Don't call that man Lifesaver; call him Shithead!
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37243 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:46 pm to
Is there ever a more appropriate time for "Sorry for partying"
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:46 pm to
Sounds like a typical Saturday to me
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram