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re: Man on Bourbon refuses to pay for $6 beer, pays a bigger price

Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Clarence Lacombe


Anyone named Clarence is obviously a TPOS. Good luck at getting a dime out of that frick.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:21 pm to
Clarence Clemons was a pretty cool dude
This post was edited on 7/1/16 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:30 pm to
You're dealing with bouncers and bartenders that have nothing to loose. They're always starting shite over nothing.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:44 pm to
Clarence LeBlanc will turn your lights out, son
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 2:48 pm to
Trash.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Clarence LeBlanc will turn your lights out, son


You gon learn today!
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22163 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 5:49 pm to
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Would have been pretty cool if the fella who was attacked by the single digit IQ having bouncer would have been an actual man. If this whole account is true the bouncer should have laid on the floor for a few seconds fighting for air, thinking to himself how bad he had fricked up by being a dicksqueeze, with a nice gaping slash in his neck from a simple, common pocket knife. Carry a pocket knife guys, at the very least.


Clearly this is the best way to solve this situation.
Posted by Team Alpha Beast
Member since Mar 2016
743 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

this whole account is true the bouncer should have laid on the floor for a few seconds fighting for air, thinking to himself how bad he had fricked up by being a dicksqueeze, with a nice gaping slash in his neck from a simple, common pocket knife. Carry a pocket knife guys, at the very least.


I'm guessing you are either in Jr. High or from Zwolle?
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:32 pm to
The frosted tips bouncer at cats died a cpl years ago. So, he won't molest your wife further...
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98319 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:38 pm to
Be nice until it's time to stop being nice.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5005 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Anyone named Clarence is obviously a TPOS.

What about Clarence Carter?
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14509 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 8:28 pm to
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The frosted tips bouncer at cats died a cpl years ago. So, he won't molest your wife further...



No shite? RIP















Douchebag
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 9:07 pm to
I love that place.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23621 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 9:49 pm to
Years ago, there was a bouncer in Tyler, Texas whose name was "Bear" and he was not only a huge guy with martial arts expertise, but he had one eye and was from Belfast, Northern Ireland.

The club/bar never had any problem of any kind during Bear's tenure.

He was also a nice guy.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 12:29 am to
I thought it would be hard to top the idol replies in this thread, then BAM.. I happened to come across 'booger nights' post, dude is a straight animal.




And to the ones that mentioned reggies/Fred's, it's a thing of beauty when a mob of sober faf juiced up stars hear that 2am mating call that some poor chap got too drunk and talked a little shite or touched one of the sororstiutes 'innapropriatly'...it's like the raptors in Jurrassic Park. You can go ahead and call and amberlance. But it also never fails that one of the crew ends up in the mix without a lick of fighting experience and gets his clock cleaned, but the culprit no doubt gets his before the police show up beauty I tell you
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 12:55 am to
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by Five0


quote:

Me thinks you would find the brachial stun much more effective and of less evidentiary value.


A PIG knowing the best way to assault someone with the least amount of "evidentiary value".

Do they issue phonebooks to each PIG at the academy upon graduation?

frick the police.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 1:04 am to
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by Five0


quote:

Nothing like delivering a good open hand hit to someone's jaw


Me thinks you would find the brachial stun much more effective and of less evidentiary value.
fricking trash.. Complete trash.... I hate inrvbmhhtbecause I have some family members in several police forces, and douch bags like you end up giving the entire squad a bad name. Yet you are actually the ones putting their lives in more danger than necessary.... Even though I have family on the force I'm still reluctant to EVER call for police to help assist/serve me even though I pay taxes that affords me a level of protection, and peace of mind that I don't normally get... Go suck start a shotgun.
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 1:33 am
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 1:18 am to
His dick has probably been hard all day thinking about all the breathalyzers he will administer and traffic tickets he will write this (Lack of)Independence Day holiday weekend.

You would have a higher level of safety and protection and peace of mind with that shotgun than you would calling a police like this dick bag and 95% of po-leese.
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 1:22 am
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 1:40 am to
quote:

I used to bounce in my early college days, walking away will usually get you banned for a night, nothing else. Also, what I wouldn't have given for an overzealous bouncer to throw a punch at me in late college... Nothing like delivering a good open hand hit to someone's jaw


Who would win out of a Rando-Hammertime Superfight?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 1:47 am to
Rando can't Stop Hammertime.
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