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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling ButtHoles
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:19 pm
TEXAS – The infamous “Booty Tickler” who was breaking into homes in Dallas and tickling peoples buttholes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.
The so called “Booty tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.
His best cover is the element of surprise people believed he was a harmless homeless man but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless but was wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth over $4,500.
All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.
We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “B*oty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.
Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 5 a.m. All of the tickler’s victims were men. He is currently being held in Dallas County with no bond.
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:21 pm to GTSwarms
Not what I imagined TH03 to look like
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:22 pm to GTSwarms
You're a fricking idiot if you think this is for real
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:22 pm to GTSwarms
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All of the tickler’s victims were men.
I'm glad there is a law against this. I never even imagined we would need one, but I'm glad.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:23 pm to GTSwarms
Robert Downey in Tropic Thunder
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:24 pm to GTSwarms
Holy cow that first line got me 
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:25 pm to Caplewood
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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling ButtHoles
You're a fricking idiot if you think this is for real
I'm still laughing my arse off.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:26 pm to GTSwarms
What the hell must be a ATM fan
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:28 pm to GTSwarms
If this is a crime, then lock me up.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:28 pm to GTSwarms
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"Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:29 pm to GTSwarms
Tickling buttholes that happened in Texas, I was shocked this wasn't about OWL.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:40 pm to GTSwarms
And not started by arseinclarse.
Smh
Smh
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:40 pm to OweO
Wouldn't surprise me in Dallas. Lots and lots of pretentious 30k millionaire buttholes liver there.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:11 pm to GTSwarms
It's official. I'm moving back to Texas.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:46 pm to Caplewood
Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:47 pm to Gorilla Fingers
Wasn't fricking me!
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:48 pm to GTSwarms
Definitely a Cowboys fan.
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