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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling ButtHoles

Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:19 pm
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:19 pm


TEXAS – The infamous “Booty Tickler” who was breaking into homes in Dallas and tickling peoples buttholes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.

The so called “Booty tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.

His best cover is the element of surprise people believed he was a harmless homeless man but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless but was wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth over $4,500.

All of the break-ins happened overnight and people were so scared they started sleeping on their back.

We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “B*oty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.

Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 5 a.m. All of the tickler’s victims were men. He is currently being held in Dallas County with no bond.

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Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:20 pm to
what an a-hole...
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36765 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:21 pm to
Not what I imagined TH03 to look like
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39465 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:22 pm to
You're a fricking idiot if you think this is for real
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24017 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

All of the tickler’s victims were men.


I'm glad there is a law against this. I never even imagined we would need one, but I'm glad.
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4557 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:23 pm to
Robert Downey in Tropic Thunder
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38261 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:24 pm to
Holy cow that first line got me
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49661 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:25 pm to
quote:


Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling ButtHoles
You're a fricking idiot if you think this is for real



I'm still laughing my arse off.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:26 pm to
What the hell must be a ATM fan
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11016 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:28 pm to
If this is a crime, then lock me up.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

"Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:29 pm to
Tickling buttholes that happened in Texas, I was shocked this wasn't about OWL.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:33 pm to
Calm down bro
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6806 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:40 pm to
And not started by arseinclarse.

Smh
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 9:40 pm to
Wouldn't surprise me in Dallas. Lots and lots of pretentious 30k millionaire buttholes liver there.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19835 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:11 pm to
It's official. I'm moving back to Texas.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:46 pm to
Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49072 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:47 pm to
Wasn't fricking me!
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7131 posts
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:48 pm to
Definitely a Cowboys fan.
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