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Man accused of illegally owning human brain, using embalming fluid to get high

Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:57 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:57 am
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A central Pennsylvania man was charged Thursday after police say he sprayed fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana that he then smoked.

State police in Carlisle charged Joshua Lee Long, 26, with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy.


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Court records indicate Long's aunt contacted detectives on June 21 after finding a human brain in a department store bag under a porch while cleaning out a trailer.

Long allegedly told her during a phone conversation from the Cumberland County jail that he used the formaldehyde-soaked pot to get high.

"The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on 'weed' to get high," wrote Trooper John Boardman, the investigator.


:inb4sorryforpartying:
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:00 am to
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he sprayed fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana that he then smoked


cultural appropriation
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:00 am to
His future job applications (list all prior arrests and convictions) shouldn't hinder him from future gainful employment.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83483 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:03 am to
What's the brain for? I don't understand why he kept the brain.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33910 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:03 am to
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cultural appropriation


He's still missing an ingredient if he's trying to get wet.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:03 am to
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What's the brain for? I don't understand why he kept the brain.



Because he's a fricking lunatic, weirdo that oddly enough, should be shot in the brain.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:04 am to
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central Pennsylvania


Really thought this would be Florida
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80272 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:04 am to
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What's the brain for? I don't understand why he kept the brain.


Munchies
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110912 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:08 am to
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:inb4sorryforpartying:
Damn you!

If there was ever a post to bring that reply, this is the one, and you took that opportunity away from all of us!!!
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47802 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:10 am to
Duh? He was killing his own brain cells and wanted a spare.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:11 am to
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i used to smoke, the weed wit', embalmin' fluid Had me high, for some days, you don't wanna do it
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 11:12 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83483 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:12 am to
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Munchies
Jesus
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260877 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:13 am to
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Duh? He was killing his own brain cells and wanted a spare.


Sounds like a man who plans ahead.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47802 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:14 am to
Dope makes you a genius.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21852 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:16 am to
Was he using embalming fluid that the brain had been exposed to?
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:17 am to
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plans ahead.


Iswydt!
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2501 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:21 am to
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illegally owning human brain


I know a lot of people that this should be illegal for.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38235 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:35 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:11 pm to
There's a headline you don't see every day

Shocked that this wasn't in Florida.

NOT shocked that the dude looks exactly as I pictured someone who'd do this
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:11 pm to
Asgard device? LSU coyote?
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