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re: LSU Students Call for Removal of Confederate

Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:52 pm to


It's entirely relevant. Don't get pissy that you were fooled, it happens. But for shits sake read the quote in the OP, its extremely obvious after a few sentences it's fake. Not to mention the name of the fricking site has the word "schtick" in it.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18762 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

What does it tell you that most folks can't tell real from fake regarding this shite anymore.


That "most folks" are dumbasses.

The comments on the original article are hilarious. Some of the old fools (or perhaps pranksters pretending to be gullible) are calling for the students to be expelled, bemoaning that this is what LSU is teaching, etc. Good lawd.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:02 pm to
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Not to mention the name of the fricking site has the word "schtick" in it.


OP did not have a link at first.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:31 pm to
I don't know what's funnier, people really being fooled by it. Or people pretending to be fooled by it fooling the people that aren't fooled by it.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36417 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

What is sad is you really can't tell.




Yep. I'm not laughing at OP. It wouldn't surprise me if some shite like that was an 'issue' these days.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Yep. I'm not laughing at OP

I knew it was a joke fwiw but stranger things have happened

Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Buchanan-Riley maintains that if university officials don’t comply with the group’s demands, it has raised enough funds to purchase several gallons of Roundup weed killer and its members are “more than willing” to take matters into their own hands.



Are the Alabama transplants?
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 9:22 pm to
If this is the Red Schtick article it's fake.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38685 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 9:31 pm to
Confederate jasmine is also known as Star Jasmine. I think only southern white supremacists call it Confederate jamsine.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45050 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 9:52 pm to
hyphinated name, go figure
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

just subtle enough to fool some people


My retard of a sister (you don't want pics) fell for it. She was throwing a fit about it on the Facebook earlier.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:01 pm to
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My...sister (you don't want pics)

You do know that you are partially judged by women on your sister's looks.
How about pictures of y'all's mom?
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:38 pm to
I just read the title. Sue me.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12327 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:39 pm to
I can't even tell whats satire in today's fricking world
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13858 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:45 pm to
You should have quoted the rest of the article

quote:

Meanwhile, Kappa Alpha fraternity President Kyle Hamilton calls the group’s demands “ridiculous” and its claims regarding the plant’s symbolism “outrageous.”

“Lots of us here in the South grew up around Confederate jasmine,” Hamilton insists. “It’s part of our heritage. There’s nothing hateful about it.”

Hamilton says he’s mystified by Buchanan-Riley and her group’s vehement opposition to a blooming plant.

“I’m surprised a bunch of tree-hugging hippies could hate an innocent, greenhouse-gas-eating plant,” Hamilton quips. “I guess they’re all about flower power, so long as it’s not white flower power.”

In addition to being a popular ornamental vine and groundcover in the southeastern United States, Hamilton says Confederate jasmine offers more than just pretty flowers and a pleasant fragrance.

“Confederate jasmine helps choke out less-desirable plants and keeps them from getting out of control. It keeps inferior species in their place,” he says. “We need to fight to preserve the pure, white flower of the Confederate jasmine, or else undesirables like the deadly nightshade or wandering Jew will rise up and destroy all we have worked to build.”


Posted by Clint Eastwood
Member since May 2015
229 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:47 pm to
Wow the liberals are really reaching now
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:50 pm to
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Surely this is satire.


The name of the site is theredschtick.com
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

The name of the site is theredschtick.com



At the time of my post, there was no link to the article. Let's just say that I had a hunch.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 7/1/15 at 10:58 pm to
ETA: who the frick can tell anymore??
This post was edited on 7/1/15 at 11:01 pm
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:02 am to
quote:

quote: What is sad is you really can't tell. Agreed. I'm hardly ever surprised by the level of attention seeking, self-pitying cries of 'oppression' that get tossed around these days.
So the lack of wit that prevents one from detecting satire is liberals' fault.

Can't be that you're not the sharpest tool. Gotta be the liberals.
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