re: Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex

Dear God.

This is amazing.

Don't ever change, you neckbeard. Your posts are at once laughable and terrifying.

Which is why I meet your wife at the motel 8


We all need to get together again for a mens only lunch

A meat meet meet up

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I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything

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oh they've been rubbing one out fantasizing about you giving them the DPS report.

Around 10 last night I was in my home office doing some work and my wife sat on my lap and started rubbing my face/neck. She asked if I was coming to bed in a minute and I said no I'm not really tired yet.

Then I played chess on my phone for a while and around 12:30 I was like...oh wait..

There you go with that “being a woman “ business. Trying too hard, dude.

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There you go with that “being a woman “ business. Trying too hard, dude.

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I'm a frickin' roni, baby!

Two ladies - one we'll call Gymnast, one we'll call Not Gymnast.

Went on a couple of dates with Gymnast in high school. Never really went anywhere, but that's okay.

Met Non Gymnast after high school, started dating.

Gymnast would park near me in college and occasionally leave notes on my car, suggesting we get together.

Me, being a stand up guy (of course) - brushed these aside, as I was dating someone.

Eventually married Non Gymnast soon after college, turns out she liked to sleep around A LOT, so we got divorced not long after getting married.

In summary, now I need a drink.

Too many to count if I'm being realistic

One time a girl practically begged me to come over for sex. This was in high school. It would have required me to sneak out at like 2 am. I was more scared of my dad than I loved pussy.

Another time, I was real food friends with this one chick who used to date a couple of my friends. We had a couple classes together. We txted all the time, I didn't think much of it. Then all of a sudden she came on to me heavily. I didn't even previously think of her like that. I wanted to. That booty was amazing. I just couldn't bring myself to to do it. She literally dated 3 different guys I'm friends with. I do have some honor.

In college, another girl I was good friends with. We dated for a briefly in high school. It went nowhere, but we remained friends, and just so happened to go to the same college. Well, in college she was dealing with some type of on-going sickness. She had to be taken to the hospital. She called me in the morning and I picked her up and took her home. I went to the pharmacy to get medicine, etc. I stayed with her the entire day, and made sure she ate. I wasn't even doing all this with the intention of fricking. I genuinely wanted to make sure she was ok. She was a friend, and I cared about her. Later that night, she was feeling much better. She got changed in front of me, into underwear and a t-shirt. I ended up finding a way to leave shortly after. Seeing her naked turned me all the way on, and I wanted to frick. But at the same time, I respected her. I didn't want to seem like I only cared about her for sex after she was literally in the hospital earlier that morning the same day.

Another time. Idk if this counts, because we did have sex before this time. I had just got into a relationship with my current wife. An old fling, we had already called it off because she had a boyfriend. She called me over to ask me to help her connect a new tv she just got to cable and wifi. I went over there, she answered the door in her bra and some short shorts. I acted normal. I helped her out with the tv, and left. I don't cheat. I find out a few week later, but shes actually one of my wife's best friends. As in, she was literally a bridesmaid at our wedding! Looking back, I'm pretty sure this was a test. So I'm glad I passed.

Last example I'll post. Another time in college. I met this girl off of tinder. She went to another school, maybe about 1.5 hours away from me. In any case, she was planning on coming to visit me for an entire weekend. I told her if she could make it to where I was, I would take care of her all weekend and she wouldn't have to worry about a thing. I had in mind a few things such as going to basketball game, dinner, bar, making breakfast, cooking dinner together, park, etc. I wanted to go all out cuz it was valentine's day. The night before, we were talking on the phone, and I was explaining everything I had planned. To be funny, I said something like "yea I'm all ready for you. Hell, I already went ahead and bought like 10 condoms today." She didn't like that. She got very upset, claiming that I only wanted her for sex. She did not come that weekend. We talked later, she planned on having sex with me, but also wanted to do other fun things together mainly. She thought I was being disrespectful and too forward and showed I only wanted her for sex when I joked about the condom. I was so mad at myself. I was working on her for many months. Only for me to find a way to frick it up less than 24 hours away from me clapping the cheeks.

I've got more stories but I think this post is already too long

I'm the world's worst at catching signals, so Ive missed opportunities that I didn't even know were opportunities.

In college worked at a store selling mobile phones.

This thicc black girl worked there, really pretty face who thought she was sexy AF used to ask me...

"What you think SG? Think you could handle this?"

I would say "No idea but I would sure give it a try"

But then I never actually tried to give it a try.

Always wondered just how hard that chick would have worn me out