re: LNST good binders make good coaches edition

Took you 8 minutes to respond.

This got ghey tones written all over it we may force nurse to abort this thread now

Man this is just sad. I remember when the drunks would get out of boogies right by lsu and come in here and drunk post. Where da fuq,they at? I bet they are in their safe zones

Just saw a guy with an orange for a head in tigerland.

I frequent tigerland but had never seen anything like what I just witnessed.

I went in to Reggie's and the place was going crazy. All the girls were dancing around this one guy and he was buying shots for everyone in there, round after round, tipping the bartenders a hundred every time. But that wasn't the craziest thing about him, he had an orange for a head!

After about thirty minutes he tells everyone he needs to take a break and goes outside. I walk out to try to talk to him. As I approach him he tells me, "Lemme guess, you're wondering why I have an orange for a head?" and of course that's what I'm most curious about, and I also ask how he gets all the ladies interested in him with an orange for a head and where he got all of that money from.

He explains to me, "I was walking through campus late one night when I found a lamp resting at the top of the indian mounds. I went up and dusted it off when all of a sudden a genie popped out! He offered me three wishes for freeing him. For my first wish, I asked for wealth beyond what anyone can imagine. Now I can spend and spend and never see a dent in my bank account. For my second wish, I asked to be irresistible to every woman who laid eyes on me."

Getting more curious every second, I asked "And what about the third wish?"

And the guy tells me "That's the part where I fricked up. I asked to have an orange for a head."

I am at a brewery in jacksonville

Nope a beer company that's all I am saying

Can't blow my cover

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remember when the drunks would get out of boogies right by lsu and come in here and drunk post

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My days in BR predate the internet & cell phones so hell if I know what kids do for entertainment when drunk at 2am.

Lots has changed, I even heard where driving around all drunk up is frowned upon. I was like, how the frick are you supposed to get home?