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Kenny Powers Irish Cousin
Posted on 10/9/15 at 12:36 am
Posted on 10/9/15 at 12:36 am
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I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist.
— Kenny Powers
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Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:03 am to Mud_Till_May
" I don't want you wearing no pussy getting wet dress to this party"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:47 am to Mud_Till_May
Know how to make me disappear? I do. Call me Dad.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:12 am to JJ27
People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true. I love women. Every fricking one of them, even the ugly as shite ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.
— Kenny Powers
— Kenny Powers
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:19 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:32 am to Mud_Till_May
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Did you hurt my feelings? Yes, you did. I will give you that victory. But the one victory you will not have is the most important. I'll admit, that sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me. But all the arse-magic in Mexico can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I'm not an arse man. I'm a tit man. I like big arse boobs. Now, and forever. I'm not like a black guy, Vida. — Kenny Powers
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:19 am to Mud_Till_May
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I like to butt frick fine ladies. Will I chokehold a bitch, well maybe
Posted on 10/9/15 at 8:17 am to Mud_Till_May
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And if you doubt that, all of you can suck my nuts. Suck on them f-word hard you can't even breathe through your mouth, only through your nose. But it'll be even hard to do because my f-word fat dick will be clogging that shite
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:01 am to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:15 am to AmOutlawBR
Who down voted the greatest quote on tv?
what a douche
what a douche
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:21 am to AmOutlawBR
"I had a coach once try to get me on a weight training program. I said 'you and your weights can frick off. I ain't lifting that shite. It's heavy!'"
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:34 am to Mud_Till_May
"Honey, I love you. I think you're a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fricking dickhead."
- KP
- KP
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:54 am to Mud_Till_May
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This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:14 pm to Agforlife
Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
"When my arse was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multi-million dollar deals. Endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shite. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fricking canon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And my arse ain't no pussy. My arse is a fricking champion."
-KP
ETA: "This is a real job, it's not like teaching kids. I can't get fricked up."
-KP
ETA: "This is a real job, it's not like teaching kids. I can't get fricked up."
This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 3:56 pm
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