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re: Just found out that my maid (Updated on Pg. 7)
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:36 pm to bencoleman
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:36 pm to bencoleman
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You are a first class prick
Nah, this is one of those "I have a maid and peasants don't" threads.
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:45 pm to CapitalCityDevil
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This post was edited on 3/27/21 at 9:03 am
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:46 pm to CapitalCityDevil
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Brings her children to my house every time she cleans. I very much like my maid, but there is no way she can control a 6 year old and an 8 year old while thoroughly cleaning my house.
Is your house clean or not? Its not hard to figure out...
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:48 pm to Rhino5
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No, the odd part is the OP is single, no kids, and is never at his house, yet he needs a maid. He must literally eat fast food all weekend and throw the wrappers on the floor.
dang man.... why are you so mad at the OP?
I have a maid that comes over and does the shite I don't have time for or feel like doing... that includes my wife. I work till 7 at least 2-3 Xs a week and she does the same. I don't have time to clean the bathrooms and mop and shite... thats what she does and gets paid well for it. a little too well for my taste, but shite doesn't go missing and my dog doesn't mind her or vice versa.
Dude wants to have a maid then so be it. don't be jealous. shite, get one for yourself and fork over the money and then you'll understand...
Posted on 2/27/15 at 6:57 pm to lsu480
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Is your house clean or not? Its not hard to figure out...
The old common sense approach. Unfortunately it seems to be in short supply.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:02 pm to RogerTheShrubber
i read this as my maid brings her chicken to my house...
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:05 pm to HebertFest08
didn't realize that this many people had maids in the world...but then again this it the OT 
ETA: Proportion of people in this thread with maids is probably larger than that of any place found in the world
ETA: Proportion of people in this thread with maids is probably larger than that of any place found in the world
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:06 pm to Rhino5
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Why do you have a maid?
probably to clean his home
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:08 pm to BatonrougeCajun
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i read this as my maid brings her chicken to my house...
chicken make a lousy house pet
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:10 pm to RogerTheShrubber
we had an ole' black maid growing up. she was with us from before i was born until i left for college.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:13 pm to Nativebullet
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we had an ole' black maid growing up.
So did my family, except she wasn't Hispanic.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:15 pm to soccerfüt
My family had one of those coloreds as well.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:17 pm to CapitalCityDevil
Why the frick do you have a maid?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:20 pm to The Mick
One of my first memories in life was her wiping my arse and saying, "ain't nutten funny bout a bowl movement, be still".
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:28 pm to Nativebullet
She was right.
Our's allegedly told my brother "Everything that comes out off your butt stinks.".
I hadn't thought of that for decades until your comment.
Our's allegedly told my brother "Everything that comes out off your butt stinks.".
I hadn't thought of that for decades until your comment.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:29 pm to HebertFest08
quote:
I have a maid that comes over and does the shite I don't have time for or feel like doing... that includes my wife.
Your maid does your wife? Does she get paid extra for that? Do you get to watch?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:39 pm to tgrbaitn08
I am looking forward to the thread, a few months from now, when the OP tells us how his new maid is stealing his shite, left signs of meth use and seduced his girlfriend. Chill, my man. Haven't you ever heard of karma?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:40 pm to 1984Tiger
at all the people in this thread thinking a once a week cleaning person is a maid. Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:44 pm to Nativebullet
good stuff. I dont recall her wiping our arse but I guess its possible. I remember she was crazy and called us all by the wrong names for 10+ years straight. She worked for a few families in the neighborhood and I guess she tfought all white people look the same. She would even call husband and wives by different last names.Posted on 2/27/15 at 7:46 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Pics of the maid?
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