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re: Just burned the thanksgiving turkey
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:29 pm to djangochained
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:29 pm to djangochained
quote:
wife is pissed
Tell her that's what happens when you send a man to do a woman's job.
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:29 pm to djangochained
Dumbfrick.
I'm so sleepy and stuffed from eating delicious fried turkey I made that my fat fingers struggling posting this.
I'm so sleepy and stuffed from eating delicious fried turkey I made that my fat fingers struggling posting this.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:30 pm to djangochained
Does she not watch Modern Family? Her fault for not having a back up turkey already cooking.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:30 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:
Enjoy Denny's.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:32 pm to djangochained
I bought a turkey and paid Popeyes to fry it. Tastes like Popeyes chicken. Everyone loves it.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:33 pm to djangochained
Brillianf plan. Just cook a turkey in the oven if you have zero experience frying a turkey on Thanksgiving
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:35 pm to djangochained
How in the frick did you burn it? It seems impossible to burn a turkey by frying.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:36 pm to djangochained
I am sure you can find an open Chinese restaurant.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:39 pm to djangochained
1st attempt and you didn't prepare a backup turkey? Way to go!
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:43 pm to lsu480
quote:
frick this annoying arse shite, why do people expect me to do anything when they know I am single. I am just showing up empty handed.
bring a can of cranberry sauce. You can't freak it up
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:46 pm to djangochained
Sad, but funny. Sorry for your loss.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:49 pm to djangochained
If you injected it with garlic it's black because garlic burns easily. Never use the garlic injections. It may still be good on the inside!
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:56 pm to djangochained
Time to call Dominos pizza bro 
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:57 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Or time for the whole family to try a papa john's frito pizza
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:59 pm to djangochained
quote:
Well I burnt the shite out of if and its not edible.
Smart man. You used the old noggin to get out of next year's chore of cooking by fricking it up this year.
You have my respect.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 1:59 pm to lsu480
I make my fudge in a big Magnalite pot.
1 can of milk
1 stick butter
4 heaping TBSP Hershey's cocoa (on the baking aisle)
6 cups sugar
Boil until soft ball stage (240 degrees). Remove from heat.
Add 1 cup nuts (optional), 1 tsp. vanilla and 1 jar of marshmallow cream.
Beat with hand mixer until it starts to get thick (5+ minutes).
Pour into greased cake pan.
Score top of fudge (to determine size of pieces) after about 1/2 hour.
Allow to cool then cut.
1 can of milk
1 stick butter
4 heaping TBSP Hershey's cocoa (on the baking aisle)
6 cups sugar
Boil until soft ball stage (240 degrees). Remove from heat.
Add 1 cup nuts (optional), 1 tsp. vanilla and 1 jar of marshmallow cream.
Beat with hand mixer until it starts to get thick (5+ minutes).
Pour into greased cake pan.
Score top of fudge (to determine size of pieces) after about 1/2 hour.
Allow to cool then cut.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 2:00 pm to djangochained
Our turkey is lame, but the hog head cheese we made last week is fantastic.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 2:01 pm to djangochained
Pics or it didn't happen
Posted on 11/27/14 at 2:01 pm to djangochained
At least you tried.
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