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Johnny Weir post nup and discussion on mutual masturbation
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:00 pm
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I can't say that I've mutually masturbated with another dude. How is this cheating? Am I missing out?
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So Johnny fired back with a document of his own, which, among other things, defines the type of cheating that will not be tolerated. The document -- obtained by TMZ -- lists the following:
-- sex outside the marriage
-- oral sex outside the marriage
-- kissing or making out
-- sexting
-- aggressive flirting
-- mutual masturbation
-- social media/grindr/dating
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According to the document, if either one has a situation where they're "in close range or contact with someone from our past or someone to be part of the future" ... the other can veto the contact. Johnny specifically gives an example of a figure skater he dated.
The document also requires joint STD tests every 6 months with the results being read with both in the room.
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Johnny lists examples of Victor's ultimatums, including, "If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."
I can't say that I've mutually masturbated with another dude. How is this cheating? Am I missing out?
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:04 pm to CQQ
If two males masturbate in a room together w/o touching the other, is it cheating?
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:04 pm to arseinclarse
What is mutual masturbation?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:05 pm to arseinclarse
i have no clue who these people are or what is going on
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:06 pm to arseinclarse
Who are these fairies and why are they all over the news?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:06 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:In this case I think it could also be called a circle jerk
What is mutual masturbation?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:06 pm to oleyeller
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i have no clue who these people are or what is going on
That makes me feel a little better. And how did we go from mutual masturbation to two dudes jacking off?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:06 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
Dude. The line. You just crossed it.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:07 pm to arseinclarse
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If two males masturbate in a room together w/o touching the other, is it cheating?
What the frick, man? You know women can masturbate, right? Why did you immediately think of a circle jerk when you read that?
ETA:
Oh, ****s, I see.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:07 pm to arseinclarse
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If two males masturbate in a room together w/o touching the other, is it cheating?
Is it cheating when I put peanut butter on my balls and have my dog lick it off?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:08 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Is it cheating when I put peanut butter on my balls and have my dog lick it off?
Absolutely not.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:12 pm to CaptainPanic
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What is mutual masturbation?
Skype sex with my gf
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:13 pm to arseinclarse
I have no idea of what is going on in this thread.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:13 pm to arseinclarse
Who the frick are these people?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:15 pm to StraightCashHomey21
quote:That sounds lame as frick
Skype sex with my gf
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