It's officially fatty season at the gym

The rush is starting and will really pick up in the coming weeks. I think this should be an ongoing bitch list for the regulars in hopes that a fatty or newbie will read it and figure out what not to do.


Put a lock on your freaking locker. If I open a locker and its full of shite, I have been known to throw it on the floor.

Dry off in the shower area. No one wants to stand in the puddle of arse water you just left in the middle of the lockers while trying to change.

Re-rack your weights, lazy arse.

Don't intentionally drop your weights after your set. If you think you're bad enough to play with the heavy dumb bells, then prove it by showing some strength and setting them down.

No curls in the squat rack.

Get your arse off the bench and go stand in a corner if you need to surf facebook. People are waiting and it pisses them off when someone is just sitting on the bench playing on their phone.

Don't be an inconsiderate a-hole.

You bump into me while I'm lifting, you're begging for an arse whipping. That's a very easy way to seriously hurt someone.



Keep the list going, I know you guys can bitch as much or more than me.