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It is time for a gender neutral Mike the Tiger
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
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As LSU gets closer to finding its consecutive tiger, Mike VII (after the passing of Mike VI this past July) activists from the Women and Gender Studies’ college petition LSU to open their doors to its’ first ever, gender-neutral tiger, after decades of traditionally all-male cats. Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”
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“You have to remember: this mascot…this Mike character, was created by an old, outdated patriarchal society of penises,” the letter reads, “How dare us determine the gender of our mascot and of this tiger, when the mascot is supposed to embody all of us? Plus, we’re sure the late Mike VI would have liked a choice in the matter…when he was still young and alive.”
The letter tackles issues such a male favoritism in sports as well as discussing the power of androgyny and what this could be mean for future LSU students.
Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.” “I remember being eight years old and thinking LSU’s mascot was overly-masculinized and simply unfair to the other genders of our endless spectrum,” explains Pointer. “So I’m hoping we can get with the sports people and come up with a more gender-neutral name. We came up with Mika, but we’re open to other suggestions.”
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Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU, is one of the many students who claim it’s “just not right” to allow Mike or Mika to be genderless if he or she chooses so. “Yo, Mike is my boy!” claims Maxwell. “He pulls arse left to right. Him being male makes LSU legendary. I get the whole feminist thing and I’m down with it, but come on. Leave that dude Mike out of this. He has a penis…he’s a man.”
just realized this has to be a joke
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:09 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:05 am to Dire Wolf
I can't wat until Trump opens up the camps for these people.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:06 am to Dire Wolf
Can't he be a boy tiger and all the gender fluid people just pretend he is something else like they do for themselves
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to Dire Wolf
Animals arent as stupid as some people are
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to Dire Wolf
Transgender Mike would be called Michelle
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:30 am to Armymann50
Maybe I'm just a hate filled human but last time I checked, it doesn't work like that at all.
Animals are either male or female. The males act like males and the females act like females.
A male tiger isn't born male and then decide in the pride that he doesn't want to do predatory things and instead will tend to the young and give up his booty hole to another male in the pride because that's how he identifies himself
Animals are either male or female. The males act like males and the females act like females.
A male tiger isn't born male and then decide in the pride that he doesn't want to do predatory things and instead will tend to the young and give up his booty hole to another male in the pride because that's how he identifies himself
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to Dire Wolf
I don't know to many girls named Mike...
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to Dire Wolf
It's satire, people. Settle down.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:38 am to Dire Wolf
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Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:40 am to Armymann50
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Transgender Mike would be called Michelle
Goddammit not another 8 years of this shite
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:41 am to Dire Wolf
Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!
Make Michelle the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!
Yea, I'm gonna stick with "Mike".
Make Michelle the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!
Yea, I'm gonna stick with "Mike".
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:44 am to Dire Wolf
Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU
Maybe homie needs to be studying and stop being quoted.
Maybe homie needs to be studying and stop being quoted.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:46 am to Dire Wolf
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Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”
WTF?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to Dire Wolf
If this isn't a joke we need to drop gender studies immediately
Drop it regardless
Drop it regardless
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:52 am to Fat and Happy
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A male tiger isn't born male and then decide in the pride that he doesn't want to do predatory things and instead will tend to the young
The OP is satire, but aren't big cats the opposite? As in females hunt and males tend to the cubs?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:28 am to Dire Wolf
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Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.
Someone please find Hayden and slap him around like the women he is then slap his parents for naming him Hayden.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:34 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Literally Hitler. No joke.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:44 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Really........ California is just big enough to hold all these fruit bags....they need to go there never to be heard from again....
Liberals cannot keep their f*ckng opinions to theirselves....go eat tofu and dream of that utopia of waking up with a set of nuts on your chin....
Leave LSU alone, no body gives a f*ck what you think about our belove mascot!!
Liberals cannot keep their f*ckng opinions to theirselves....go eat tofu and dream of that utopia of waking up with a set of nuts on your chin....
Leave LSU alone, no body gives a f*ck what you think about our belove mascot!!
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:46 am to Dire Wolf
I wouldn't be opposed to getting a male and female Tiger. Sadly, this would still not be good enough for these people.
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