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It is time for a gender neutral Mike the Tiger

Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36660 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:03 am
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As LSU gets closer to finding its consecutive tiger, Mike VII (after the passing of Mike VI this past July) activists from the Women and Gender Studies’ college petition LSU to open their doors to its’ first ever, gender-neutral tiger, after decades of traditionally all-male cats. Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”



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“You have to remember: this mascot…this Mike character, was created by an old, outdated patriarchal society of penises,” the letter reads, “How dare us determine the gender of our mascot and of this tiger, when the mascot is supposed to embody all of us? Plus, we’re sure the late Mike VI would have liked a choice in the matter…when he was still young and alive.”

The letter tackles issues such a male favoritism in sports as well as discussing the power of androgyny and what this could be mean for future LSU students.

Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.” “I remember being eight years old and thinking LSU’s mascot was overly-masculinized and simply unfair to the other genders of our endless spectrum,” explains Pointer. “So I’m hoping we can get with the sports people and come up with a more gender-neutral name. We came up with Mika, but we’re open to other suggestions.”




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Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU, is one of the many students who claim it’s “just not right” to allow Mike or Mika to be genderless if he or she chooses so. “Yo, Mike is my boy!” claims Maxwell. “He pulls arse left to right. Him being male makes LSU legendary. I get the whole feminist thing and I’m down with it, but come on. Leave that dude Mike out of this. He has a penis…he’s a man.”
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just realized this has to be a joke
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:09 am
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:05 am to
I can't wat until Trump opens up the camps for these people.
Posted by Chinese Bandit
Edmond, Ok
Member since Jan 2004
1543 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:06 am to
Can't he be a boy tiger and all the gender fluid people just pretend he is something else like they do for themselves
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30580 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to
Animals arent as stupid as some people are
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17071 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to
Transgender Mike would be called Michelle
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17016 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:30 am to
Maybe I'm just a hate filled human but last time I checked, it doesn't work like that at all.

Animals are either male or female. The males act like males and the females act like females.

A male tiger isn't born male and then decide in the pride that he doesn't want to do predatory things and instead will tend to the young and give up his booty hole to another male in the pride because that's how he identifies himself
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:31 am to
Why, frick
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26610 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to
I don't know to many girls named Mike...
Posted by 3rdRowTailgater
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2006
18622 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:35 am to
It's satire, people. Settle down.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83374 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:38 am to
quote:

Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:40 am to
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Transgender Mike would be called Michelle

Goddammit not another 8 years of this shite
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:41 am to
Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!

Make Michelle the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!



Yea, I'm gonna stick with "Mike".
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5140 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:44 am to
Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU

Maybe homie needs to be studying and stop being quoted.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:46 am to
quote:

Nellie Bena, junior at LSU and leader of the Women and Gender Studies’ newest activist group, Tigers Without Binaries, says she is “tired of watching animals be treated as us humans once were: gender-binned.”


WTF?
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to
If this isn't a joke we need to drop gender studies immediately

Drop it regardless
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71151 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:52 am to
quote:

A male tiger isn't born male and then decide in the pride that he doesn't want to do predatory things and instead will tend to the young


The OP is satire, but aren't big cats the opposite? As in females hunt and males tend to the cubs?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167294 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:28 am to
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Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU and member of Tigers Without Binaries, says as a gender-fluid person, he would like his school mascot to be more than a “man taking names.



Someone please find Hayden and slap him around like the women he is then slap his parents for naming him Hayden.
Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:34 am to
Literally Hitler. No joke.
Posted by Lilpickles
Member since Nov 2016
1701 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:44 am to
Really........ California is just big enough to hold all these fruit bags....they need to go there never to be heard from again....

Liberals cannot keep their f*ckng opinions to theirselves....go eat tofu and dream of that utopia of waking up with a set of nuts on your chin....

Leave LSU alone, no body gives a f*ck what you think about our belove mascot!!
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18670 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:46 am to
I wouldn't be opposed to getting a male and female Tiger. Sadly, this would still not be good enough for these people.
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