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re: Islam, Martyrs and Virgins
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:01 pm to WMTigerFAN
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:01 pm to WMTigerFAN
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why Allah or the Supreme diety would offer up virgins for someone who kills themself furthering that cause. Where do these virgins come from?
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Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:02 pm to Navtiger1
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Yeah at least 50/50. I don't want 75 toothy blowjobs for eternity! give me a few who know what they are doing so they can train the others.
Bro you have ETERNITY to teach them, who wouldn't want a girl you know was only yours when you had infinity trillion years to train her over a whore with a 20 year head start?
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:03 pm to lsu480
my virgins would eat a lot of arse. mine, each other's, allah's if he wants in on it.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:11 pm to WMTigerFAN
Personally I'd rather have a bunch of skanks.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:20 pm to TheIndulger
I try like so many others to buy into organized religion but occasionally I struggle with the blind faith part when I cant make sense of the obvious contradictions. Muslims must be much stronger in their faith than I, because the virgin thing just sounds unholy. Why would you have earthly cravings in Heaven?
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:23 pm to WMTigerFAN
I believe the correct reading is 72 mansions, each with 72 rooms, each room with 72 virgins.
Gonna be busy up there.
Gonna be busy up there.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:25 pm to WMTigerFAN
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Why would you have earthly cravings in Heaven?
Our experiences on earth are all we have..would heaven not be the joys you experienced/wanted to experience on earth?
Those guys want a harem of virgins..so heaven should provide them right?
This post was edited on 3/23/15 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:31 pm to TheIndulger
I figured we would no longer need earthly pleasures once we reached heaven, that it would be, you know, next level stuff. Fun stuff to discuss, since there are so many theories, all unproven to the best of my knowledge.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:37 pm to boosiebadazz
Are they virgins because they've only done anal? Or are they untouched anywhere prior to being served up to the martyr? I might want to know this before I strap a bomb jacket on if I was so inclined to participate in such an activity.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:45 pm to WMTigerFAN
It's actually a misprint in the Qu'ran. You don't get sex from 72 Virgins...you get sex from the '72 Dolphins. It's their eternal reward for going undefeated.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:46 pm to tigerpimpbot
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Are they virgins because they've only done anal?
You're confused. You're thinking of Catholic schoolgirls. Wrong skygod, bro.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:50 pm to WMTigerFAN
quote:the god of weight loss
the Supreme diety
Posted on 3/23/15 at 10:56 pm to WMTigerFAN
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What happens to female martyrs?
The translation I have read states that they "shall be happy" with one man
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:01 pm to WMTigerFAN
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Fun stuff to discuss, since there are so many theories, all unproven to the best of my knowledge.
No doubt..it can be pretty philosophical
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:41 pm to boosiebadazz
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quote: Are they virgins because they've only done anal?
You're confused. You're thinking of Catholic schoolgirls. Wrong skygod, bro.
Same skygod. Different BS.
I believe the Koran says te virgins all have dark eyes, so sorry y'all probably no blondes.
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