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re: Is my wife trying to kill me?

Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to
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I'm sure she doesn't know that.

Then why did you say this in the OP?
quote:

She doesn't see the problem.
Posted by extremelsu
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2013
3775 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to
Whats your life insurance?
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37073 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

You're first mistake was taking a bath you should haven gotten into the shower with your wife.
Have you seen his wife?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

I don't think you realize how much my back has been hurting. I think I pulled something working in the yard over the weekend.


Definitely beta.

A man would sack up. Creditable, surely.

An alpha would have paid someone else to work the yard.
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:27 pm to
She probably wants a Mr. and Mrs Smith fantasy.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:27 pm to
Is she Malaysian?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67096 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:28 pm to
A guy goes to see his rabbi. He says "Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to kill me." The rabbi says, "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll talk to her.

The next day, the rabbi comes back and says, "I talked to your wife for three hours last night. Take the poison."
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10487 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:28 pm to
All outlets in bathrooms should have GFI.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35491 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

All outlets in bathrooms should have GFI.

That wasn't his question though. I don't think there is any doubt that she was trying to kill him, or at least practicing.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

baths are for betas
alpha move on the wifes part
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103083 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:34 pm to
Your wife is a dumbass
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99028 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:38 pm to
She and the cat are having a contest, your life is the prize.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Your wife is a dumbass

For marrying a guy that doesn't know about GFI, expresses empty fear to the board, and soaks in the tub while she showers? Agreed.
This post was edited on 3/12/14 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103083 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:39 pm to
You nailed it
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:43 pm to
How much life in force does she have on him, and is there an ADB rider on the policy?
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12739 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

You're first mistake was taking a bath you should haven gotten into the shower with your wife.


Truth. My firstborn was conceived in the shower.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32683 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:46 pm to
Even if it's not dangerous anymore, I'm losing it on anyone who rests a running electrical appliance on the bathtub I'm in.
Posted by RaginCajun87
Member since Jul 2013
353 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

My wife was taking a shower at the same time and after she got out


Making mental note of naked wife.
Posted by Tiger Paw Paw
Lakeland, La.
Member since Mar 2008
1718 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:54 pm to
I get what the OP is saying, women in general do shite like this and just have no clue as to what could happen. Head in the sand....
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

baths
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