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re: Is it a bad sign when a girl has lube and half a box of condoms in her nightstand?

Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27378 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:47 pm to
Try explaining when an 18 year old girl goes in your nightstand and finds literally 500+ Crown condoms, a few vibrators, a ball gag, rope, a few paddles, candles, and wet wipes.

Her friend and I were hanging out at the time and she was looking for a lighter.

She found WAY more than she bargained for.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17166 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:48 pm to
It's one of those things that's best not to think about.

Like when you're excited your new gf gives great head...then realize she didn't get that good practicing on you.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65867 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:48 pm to
sounds like she plans ahead.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Or is is the best sign?

if you're mikelbr
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15169 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:50 pm to
To be fair. She was a nice lady
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

half a box of condoms


depends how many come in a box
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:58 pm to
hell no baw shes just prepared
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:59 pm to
It means you are going to score. Be grateful, and take it for what it is.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:01 pm to
It's a bad sign if you find this in your wife's nightstand
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:02 pm to
Were you looking for some panties to sniff when you stumbled upon this?
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:05 pm to


If this is the size of the box, then yes it is a bad sign
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

If this is the size of the box, then yes it is a bad sign


If that's the size of the box, I'd hate to see the size of her box.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:09 pm to
Lube only I would be leery. Lube and condoms?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

If this is the size of the box, then yes it is a bad sign



is that what that is? I thought I just saw a bunch of Sani-Coms in my wife's nightstand
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:11 pm to
Those kinds usually like anal
Posted by amherstdawg
Camden S.C.
Member since Feb 2013
596 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 3:26 pm to
Some women put rubbers on their personal toys,then they need the lube....less clean up.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:00 pm to
So you're in her bedroom and she has half a box with lube. Not bad progress on a blind date, except that it means she has low standards and you probably aren't any more of a catch than the guys before you were.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

depends how many come in a box


Usually, you just come in the condom. Not coming in the box is exactly why you're wearing it.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

half a box of condoms

Depends on if you're a "box half full" or a "box half empty" kind of person.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26982 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 4:32 pm to
Back in college a girl I REALLY had a thing for and I hooked up. It was a great night. Quote Richard Pryor "made my dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. "

The night was going well. During festivities she produces a rag from under the bed to clean us up. I knew a girl with a "cum rag" was probably not gonna be one that went the distance. I got as many nuts as I possibly could get that night and left exhausted and dehydrated. Lol
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