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re: I'm running some serious game on tinder right now. What should my next line be?

Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:46 pm to
quote:


Got her number 2 min ago and we will be netflixing hope floats by midnight


This is either hilarious or sad. Either way, have an upvote.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 9:47 pm
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:47 pm to
it's like Tinder special olympics
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:48 pm to
Oh god I was embarrassed just reading that haha
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:48 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the 6
I'll be the 9
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:48 pm to
When can I redeem that frick you owe me?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

t sure he knows but I certainly know she doesn't.


Do you understand any of that gibberish?

No way could I be a kid nowadays.
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:49 pm to
be super casual.... and ask her if she's ever smelled a tuna fish... if she said no then you will definitely get an over the pants handy first date.... if she says yes then I'm afraid you won't get anything...

report back when you get nudes
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3974 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart.

Seems quite appropriate in this situation. Jmho.
Posted by woodyb95
Member since Apr 2014
552 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:50 pm to
dude your game is bad but I guess that 's what makes it good
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33878 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:50 pm to
Take notes from J.R. Smith, this is how it's done.

This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 9:51 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:52 pm to
much better than sampson's lame arse shite haha
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66414 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:53 pm to
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Cringeworthy conversation
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Do you understand any of that gibberish?


Not sure but I think it translates to "I'm horny and don't want to sex myself but I probably will."
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:56 pm to
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She gets my top notch game. So what should my next line be


What are you looking for on here?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:58 pm to
Any chick that finds that conversation cute is very desperate and may give up the goods on the first meeting.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11553 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

So what should my next line be


Time for some copypasta. Send this and report back.

This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 6:40 pm
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20997 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

"Do you wear high heals when you exercise?"


Oh, for fux sack.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:00 pm to
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Any chick that finds that conversation cute is very desperate and may give up the goods on the first meeting.


My SO first line to me was a Boudreaux and Thibodaux joke.


It worked
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:00 pm to
Take this to 4chan.

Actually, don't.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:01 pm to
You should write romance novels.
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