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re: I'm running some serious game on tinder right now. What should my next line be?

Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:13 pm to
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Like watching a train wreck.

I've ran worse game and still got laid. I think he's got it in the bag.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:13 pm to
Virginia´s going to lose her shite when she sees what you really look like....
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:13 pm to
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Definitely don't do that


Yeah, cause no one wants a live female in their house.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20997 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:14 pm to
Say, "I'd like to take you to a nice dinner and then maybe catch a movie...in my pants. With my wiener being the movie and you being the popcorn."

If that doesn't do it, you're SOL. That's gold my friend. Like, buttsex on first date gold.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
107739 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:15 pm to
Has anybody found the whore on tinder and linked her this thread?
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:15 pm to
Take her for a nice walk on the beach. Be sure to pick a few drinks up at a local Tiki Bar, and always ask her questions. Make her feel good about herself and go in for a kiss. Then, pull out your penis, and see what she does....
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:16 pm to
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I've ran worse game and still got laid. I think he's got it in the bag.



You had the "I'm a pilot" thing working for you.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

post more screenshots please


I got a new match!

Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:17 pm to
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"I'd like to take you to a nice dinner and then maybe catch a movie...in my pants. With my wiener being the movie and you being the popcorn."


his opening lines were so bad that I don't know if you guys are serious or joking around.

If I had a vagina it would be untouched by any of you frickers. Y'all are drying up my hypothetical pussy.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68212 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:19 pm to
Micheal Jackson? Train? Jesus Christ.


God, I wish they has this shite when I was single. Fish in a fricking barrel.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

what you really look like


I pulled more bitches and got more money my sophomore year of high school than you ever will, bruh
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:22 pm to
Sweet tea and string cheese
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:24 pm to
you're 30 and have to go back to tenth grade when you were probably 50 pounds lighter to say you got chicks?
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:25 pm to
he isn't 30
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:26 pm to
God I hope not. That game he's running is still minor league shite.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:27 pm to
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God I hope not. That game he's running is still minor league shite.


Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:28 pm to
Close to it. Late 20s
Posted by Plankton
Member since Jun 2015
1455 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:28 pm to
She looks like a fatty from her profile pic.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 10:28 pm to
I could get you...
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