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I'm Going to Buy a Strip Club.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:53 pm
Guess what, guyz!? Passions is for sale and I'm gonna buy it and turn it into a classy establishment for TD regulars!
I have all sorts of weird shite going through my head and don't even know where to begin, one of my first thoughts is how am I gonna keep SS behind the bar/DJ booth where he belongs and keep him from giving all the girls the clap, I guess I could just keep him on a somewhat regular antibiotic regiment.
I'm going to be sole sole proprietor/founder but will be looking for help to get it up and running. Of course I am going to need y'all to start spit balling,(not snowball), me some ideas about OUR new premium establishment. So what you like in your strip club experience,(besides segregation)?
You all have to remember that this place is going to super exclusive and classy because obviously TD. I say we put a Trump mural in the champagne room because MAGA and that would be super classy but may give off to much of a free willing puss grabbing vibe, which could be costly and with the courts in nola we could get roasted... so ex that idea
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Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:54 pm to aVatiger
You'll have a shooting within a week of opening day.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:54 pm to aVatiger
Go up to Woodville, spend some time in illusions. Take notes. And bring Peggy peg leg with you.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:56 pm to aVatiger
I hope that at the least, this was funny in your head.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:57 pm to aVatiger
Da East is dead. Went to Visions Tuesday night and there more girls working than there were guys in the club - maybe 5 or 6 guys total. Visions is the best in the N.O. area and it isn't what it used to be. My friend and I kicked around the idea of buying a club, but I'd be too worried about gangsters stepping in and extorting you. And to run a decent club you have to off the cops too.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:57 pm to aVatiger
Will there be a happy hour buffet?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:59 pm to TigrrrDad
You sound like a good tiger dad
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:06 pm to Sun God
He's doing it for the kids. It's for the kids
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:07 pm to aVatiger
quote:You still won't be able to get laid.
I'm Going to Buy a Strip Club
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:09 pm to aVatiger
I can't imagine how horrible it is owning a strip club and having to deal with all the issues that come with it
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:11 pm to Ed Osteen
I've often thought it would have been a smart move for me to try to manage a strip club for a year or two when I was younger. I can only imagine the 'perks' that would come with it. Sure, they're would be plenty of drama to deal with but think of the stories you'd have to tell.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:17 pm to supadave3
Dealing with 15+ insane females and constantly putting out fires? That's all you man, I would have never been able to deal with that 
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:18 pm to aVatiger
the proper term is titty bar.... youre going to buy a titty bar.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:18 pm to aVatiger
Are you gonna try to hire the queen of LP and some Prop Stop talent?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:20 pm to supadave3
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I've often thought it would have been a smart move for me to try to manage a strip club for a year or two when I was younger
Did it... and yes, lots of stories.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:34 pm to LesIsMore
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Did it... and yes, lots of stories.
Was it worth it financially?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:51 pm to LesIsMore
You can't say lots of stories and not give us a damn story! What is this? Amateur hour?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:03 pm to aVatiger
Which ones down south Airline is still open?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:07 pm to aVatiger
Your weekly payout to the south Louisiana Mafia will be your undoing.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 2:16 pm to aVatiger
I can't wait. We need a classy place with a lunch buffet with gourmet fare like corn dogs with assorted dipping sauces and fancy cheeses imported from exotic Wisconsin locales . And we need an old black dude named Rufus or Cornbread to hand us towels or spray us with Poli cologne in the super upscale men's room that has crushed ice in the urinals.
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