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re: I'm almost willing to pay someone to date my ex

Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:22 am to
Posted by Coach D
Member since Oct 2010
1734 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:22 am to
still no pics? time to RA OP
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:22 am to
you must be a catch. the whold divorce was her fault, right?

quote:

I'm very active and outgoing. She's shy and lazy. The two of us together were like oil and water.


surely you knew this before getting maried, right?
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 11:23 am
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

At least give us height, weight, boob size, waist size, and hair color


5ft
not sure on weight, she's put a lot on. I'd say 150 to 160
boob size is huge, no joking she's in the GG range
waist size, don't know these days. No doubt she's in the double digits now
blonde
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:24 am to
lol, you married a bowling ball.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:25 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108778 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:25 am to
quote:

I'm almost willing to pay someone to date my ex


quote:

5ft 150 to 160


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Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16242 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

5ft
not sure on weight, she's put a lot on.
I'd say 150 to 160
boob size is huge, no joking she's in the GG range
waist size, don't know these days. No doubt she's in the double digits now blonde


IWHI
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 11:27 am
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

5ft
not sure on weight, she's put a lot on. I'd say 150 to 160
boob size is huge, no joking she's in the GG range
waist size, don't know these days. No doubt she's in the double digits now
blonde
as someone who's bought a small fortune in chocolate diamonds, i'm confident in telling you that you're decision making is suspect
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:27 am to
quote:

surely you knew this before getting maried, right?


We got married young, she was completely different back then.
She was smoking back then and had a banging body. After marriage, she let herself go a little. After the kid, it got even worse. After the divorce, another layer of fat was added.

In the end, yes she is a bowling ball now.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

5ft
not sure on weight, she's put a lot on. I'd say 150 to 160
boob size is huge, no joking she's in the GG range
waist size, don't know these days. No doubt she's in the double digits now
blonde


yeah, I'm pretty sure you're going to need to pay someone to go out with her

5ft and 160...surely you're mistaken because that would make her a fricking tank
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25549 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

5ft. 150 160 pounds


Ok, I'll do it. But you're gonna owe me
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

We got married young, she was completely different back then.


and you didn't change at all.

i sounds like you are blaming her for everything. if you can't recognize your own faults (as is what it sounds like) then your next marriage will likely have the same outcome.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14488 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:29 am to
Finally the truth after 3 pages! I'm out!
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:30 am to
how much do this job pay?
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22249 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:30 am to
quote:

When you go a decade without getting laid

That is quite a dry spell; you should up your hardlegging game on the OT.
Posted by Wiseman of the East
Murphy's
Member since Nov 2014
41 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:31 am to
Went to the trouble to find a chub smoking but, because its TD, you found one in a purple dress. Excellent. Destined for Fark infamy. I laughed.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25549 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:32 am to
Is that possible for him to up it?
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
4306 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:33 am to
She sounds fat, no thanks.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22249 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:34 am to
quote:

She was smoking back then

Where is the tat located? Is it a tramp stamp? I think it's a tramp stamp.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8628 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:34 am to
quote:

The woman I'm engaged to now really makes my ex look bad. She just does everything right.


Careful, setting yourself up for future disappointment with statements like this.

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