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If you were given the opportunity to write a script, what would it be about?

Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:12 pm
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:12 pm
Think about going to see a movie this Friday, and it was based on your idea. What would you want the central focus to be?

An LSU fan attending every single regular season game.

A film about a sports talk show host called, "Sauces."

A film in which Charlotte McKinney plays a Hooters waitress, and she is in a Hooters outfit for pretty much the entire film.

A cop drama where instead of the actors voicing Boston accents, they sound like Coach O.

A guy who has a small penis but gets an enlargement, thus changing his life.

An infantryman ETS'ing from the Army who, despite his heroic efforts in Iraq, can't find work.


I'm curious to see what is good fodder for the OT film goers.



This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 6:15 pm
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:15 pm to
Episode I with no jar jar and no pod racing
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:16 pm to
A flim about PIIHB

Imma call it Corndoggin'
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:18 pm to
What's stopping you from writing a script? All you need is time and a computer, and maybe some software like Final Draft. Go for it.
Posted by RhodeDawg
Delete my account
Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

If you were given the opportunity to write a script, what would it be about?


Let's see...it would be about 4 Oxy 80s a day with about 200 refills.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45707 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:19 pm to
A sex thriller about a bitch starting stoopid threads on a message board. It'll be called, "Attention Whore".
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:19 pm to
Hookers and Blow.
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:20 pm to
A film about a ripple in the space time continuum where forks and knives spontaneously appear out of no where and hit people, chasing mass hysteria. Scientists have to figure a way to stop this disaster in the form of a romantic erotica type relationship between 3 actors/actresses. Either way we gonna get some boobs in this movie man
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:22 pm to
Distant future.

Having to occupy other planets such as mars and the moon, and giant floating man made ships that act as prisons/satellites which carry humans deemed unacceptable by society.

To live on earth, you have to be privileged, educated, and attractive. Etc. Then a natural disaster happens eliminating life on earth.

What is left of mankind has to pick up the pieces of what was considered the worst of the worst and deal with contact, war, peace etc.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175698 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

A film in which Charlotte McKinney plays a Hooters waitress, and she is in a Hooters outfit for pretty much the entire film.

would watch
Posted by CP3
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7401 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

If you were given the opportunity to write a script


Vicodin, Ketamine, and some viagra
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:27 pm to
Tigerdroppings didn't invent "sauce" as a joke on "source"
Posted by Mouthulcer
Metairie
Member since Feb 2015
639 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:29 pm to
Adderall. But seriously a movie about adderall may be pretty good.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 6:29 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:30 pm to
i was an assistant ghost writer in a made-for-tv screenplay for leading man Carl Weathers called "Now You Gotta Stew Going"
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175698 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:38 pm to
a movie from the perspective of a certain helper monkey would most likely suck
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
19187 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:42 pm to
Mine would be like the movie "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", but it will revolve around a lady's bicycle seat.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:44 pm to
Obligatory your mom...
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:46 pm to
Wife and i had a documentary done on us by a film maker from New York won the Vermont film festival and three others
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:48 pm to
Two brothers who were raised in a rough/abusive environment, who go on a crime spree which ends with the brothers barricaded inside a home in a stand-off with police. It would be called Hope Villa.
This post was edited on 1/10/17 at 6:50 pm
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 6:49 pm to
Oxy and xanax
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