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re: If you were an extraterrestrial, how would you describe humankind as a whole?
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:54 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:54 pm to fr33manator
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how wpuld you describe humankind
"Tasty"
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Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:00 pm to Scruffy
You nailed it Scruffy. Well done! 
Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:06 pm to fr33manator
Pitiful unorganized beings that should be exterminated.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:10 pm to MeridianDog
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Tasty
More stringy, really.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:23 pm to siliconvalleytiger
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You have the coolest username I've seen in a while. I'm jealous.
I think Mute Point would have been cooler.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:24 pm to ByteMe
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Selfish
Greed is one of the biggest driving forces of innovation there is. It's what helps capitalism making the United States the most powerful and best country on earth and helps any western country thrive.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:27 pm to fr33manator
Parasites
Posted on 3/10/14 at 8:19 am to CarpeDiem
So much for the good of mankind... Such pessimism.. Tsk tsk
Posted on 3/10/14 at 8:43 am to fr33manator
Capable of doing some extraordinary things, but more often settles for that which is well under their own abilities.
Has potential to lead to greatness, but more often is found leading people into bondage in a lust for power over their fellow man.
Wants so much to be free, but is so easily persuaded to follow others instead.
Loves to talk a good game, but doing it is more often a different story, and content with talking about it.
Spends most of their life worrying about and in preparation for a future they have no control over than living the life they have in the present that they can control.
Has potential to lead to greatness, but more often is found leading people into bondage in a lust for power over their fellow man.
Wants so much to be free, but is so easily persuaded to follow others instead.
Loves to talk a good game, but doing it is more often a different story, and content with talking about it.
Spends most of their life worrying about and in preparation for a future they have no control over than living the life they have in the present that they can control.
This post was edited on 3/10/14 at 8:49 am
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:32 am to Mike da Tigah
From an objective standpoint, I don't think you can view humanity as anything other than creative, resourceful and ambitious.
The species is the undisputed master of its world and is constantly pushing the envelope of its technology and understanding of the universe.
Humans are also, without a doubt, an incredibly dangerous species, with a talent for warfare. Objectively speaking, fricking around with humans is a really, really bad idea. If you do, you better make sure you kill them all, because they will not stop until your whole homeworld is turned to ash.
The species is the undisputed master of its world and is constantly pushing the envelope of its technology and understanding of the universe.
Humans are also, without a doubt, an incredibly dangerous species, with a talent for warfare. Objectively speaking, fricking around with humans is a really, really bad idea. If you do, you better make sure you kill them all, because they will not stop until your whole homeworld is turned to ash.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:35 am to fr33manator
A developing species still ruled overall by petty self interest or in many instances, outright savagery.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:36 am to fr33manator
quote:"What are these 'women' and how do we obtain them?"
If you were an extraterrestrial, how would you describe humankind as a whole?
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:37 am to fr33manator
Nasty brutish and short
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:39 am to fr33manator
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A tourist came in from Orbitville, parked in the air, and said: The creatures of this star are made of metal and glass. Through the transparent parts you can see their guts. Their feet are round and roll on diagrams or long measuring tapes, dark with white lines. They have four eyes. The two in the back are red. Sometimes you can see a five-eyed one, with a red eye turning on the top of his head. He must be special -the others respect him and go slow when he passes, winding among them from behind. They all hiss as they glide, like inches, down the marked tapes. Those soft shapes, shadowy inside ...
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:40 am to fr33manator
I would describe them as tasty and delicious.
After all, I came to Earth in order to Serve Humankind.
After all, I came to Earth in order to Serve Humankind.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 9:56 am to Breesus
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Nasty brutish and short
Posted on 3/10/14 at 10:02 am to Champagne
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I would describe them as tasty and delicious.
Only thin cute females can be described this way
Posted on 3/10/14 at 10:03 am to biglego
Actually, the big ones taste like bacon.
Posted on 3/10/14 at 10:06 am to biglego
What kind of alien are we? Are we the ones from Independence Day, Oblivion, etc. and just see humans as a minor obstacle to steal resources? Are we peaceful voyagers in search of a new planet to call home after ours blew up? Are we south park aliens that just steal people to stick shite up their a-hole? Need more info...
Posted on 3/10/14 at 10:31 am to Dam Guide
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