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re: If you were an extraterrestrial, how would you describe humankind as a whole?
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:21 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:21 pm to fr33manator
Smelly and irrational.
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Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:23 pm to RB10
My god, y'all would be terrible explorers.
Our intrepid explorer returns to his homeworld to give a report on humanity.
Elder council: Captain Pry'thyllxzaz, you have traveled light years across the multiverse to observe the race known as "humans". Tell us of your travels and your experiences.
Pry'thyllxzaz: they dumb.
Elder council: captain Pry'thyllxzaz, you have traveled farther than any of our kind and seen things we cannot fathom. Do you mean to tell us the sum total of your journey is "they dumb"?
Pry'thyllxzaz: *Shrugs * bitches be cray.
Our intrepid explorer returns to his homeworld to give a report on humanity.
Elder council: Captain Pry'thyllxzaz, you have traveled light years across the multiverse to observe the race known as "humans". Tell us of your travels and your experiences.
Pry'thyllxzaz: they dumb.
Elder council: captain Pry'thyllxzaz, you have traveled farther than any of our kind and seen things we cannot fathom. Do you mean to tell us the sum total of your journey is "they dumb"?
Pry'thyllxzaz: *Shrugs * bitches be cray.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:24 pm to fr33manator
I think they would find us amusing and want to preserve us so that they could use our bizarre human behaviors to fill alien air time with idiotic Reality Shows.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:25 pm to Moot Point
You have the coolest username I've seen in a while. I'm jealous.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:25 pm to badlands
Briliantly Self destructive.
This post was edited on 3/9/14 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:26 pm to fr33manator
A half black bisexual community organizer is the most powerful man in the world. lol. Lets go take that place over.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:27 pm to RBWilliams8
Pretty sure we were described as a virus.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:27 pm to fr33manator
On the verge of extinction.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:28 pm to Bushmaster
quote:
A half black bisexual community organizer is the most powerful man in the world.
He really isn't all that powerful anymore. People have to respect you in order for you to really have "power"
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:29 pm to fr33manator
Aimless.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:29 pm to fr33manator
LINK
quote:
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:30 pm to fr33manator
I think this would depend on what my home planet would be like and how advanced the technology there was.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:30 pm to fr33manator
quote:Human beings are paranoid, irrational, emotional, and violent creatures.
Completely objectively, trying to explain the whole of humanity to other beings?
quote:Preservation.
If asked whether to preserve or destroy humanity, what would you choose?
Despite humanity's multitude of shortcomings, there are many positives as well, like ice cream. Scruffy believes that any creature that comes up with ice cream can't be completely awful.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:34 pm to fr33manator
I went through a trip so terrifying once that I believe I have seen humanity through an extra terrestrials eyes, and it was so horrifying I literally began to vomit in terror. I lost all sexual attraction and connection with humanity at that point. They would see us as no different from being orcs and baboons. This girl tried to sit down and comfort me out of trip, but I told her I lost all connection with humanity seeing these people here as nothing more than termites, and if she killed herself right now, I don't think I would care (at least until after the trip). It was a trip that was difficult to shake for weeks, and was definitely a life changing moment.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:36 pm to siliconvalleytiger
quote:
You have the coolest username I've seen in a while. I'm jealous.
Thanks, I may consider leasing it to you if the price is right. It's only mildly used and with no baggage here attached to it.
Well, take heart, at least with yours the rest of us can reasonably guess where you are on this earth.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:36 pm to fr33manator
Man, from looking at these responses
greedy
matrix had it right
self absorbed
shitty as hell
You'd think ya'll would be ready to revolt against this capitalist system.
greedy
matrix had it right
self absorbed
shitty as hell
You'd think ya'll would be ready to revolt against this capitalist system.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:38 pm to Sleeping Tiger
quote:Scruffy wasn't talking about specifically America or a specific political system.
You'd think ya'll would be ready to revolt against this capitalist system.
All political systems are violent, greedy, and largely shitty as hell.
You just have to pick the least shitty one.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:47 pm to fr33manator
totally imperfect
mostly emotional
yet very loving at times
struggles very hard at faults
willing to help the less fortunate on ocassion
I believe worth the effort
mostly emotional
yet very loving at times
struggles very hard at faults
willing to help the less fortunate on ocassion
I believe worth the effort
This post was edited on 3/9/14 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:51 pm to fr33manator
fricked
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:52 pm to fr33manator
distorted
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