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Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:43 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29163 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:43 pm
How is it that I always hear the horn from the BMW behind me before I can see the light turns green?
This post was edited on 2/27/17 at 10:44 pm
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14429 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:44 pm to
So you're the fricker that holds up the traffic, changing the radio station
This post was edited on 2/27/17 at 10:45 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:44 pm to
And how come the can opener is always done before I get to eat? What's up with that?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29163 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

How come its alright for a mom to shower with her son, but its not okay for a dad to shower with his daughter?


Can a dad shower with his son?


Edit: where'd the post go??
This post was edited on 2/27/17 at 10:48 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37519 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 10:47 pm to
This post was edited on 2/27/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13858 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:42 am to
quote:

How is it that I always hear the horn from the BMW behind me before I can see the light turns green?


Because you don't have to look up from your phone to hear the horn you prick.

You have one job behind the wheel. That is to pay attention and drive.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:17 am to
Because the BMW driver is better than you, knows you aren't paying attention and was thoughtful enough to give you a reminder.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:49 am to
Because your too busy looking at a dude in a BMW instead of the lights.
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 5:52 am to
quote:

You have one job behind the wheel. That is to pay attention and drive.


That's 2, dumbass.
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 10:51 am to
Three guys are arguing over the fastest thing known to man.
First guy claims it is the speed of sound.
Second guys says it is the speed of light.
Third guy says you’re both wrong, it is the human bowels.
Other two guys ask him what the F he is talking about.
Third guy replies, once I was on a plane and a bolt of lightning hit the wing. Before I heard it, hell even before I saw the flash, I SHAT MY PANTS !
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6211 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 11:41 am to
I'll see your BMW driver and raise you a 100 year old man writing a check in the line in front of me at lowes.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Can a dad shower with his son? 




Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 11:54 am to
RA'ed because Commodore 64 nudity.
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