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re: Idiot little brother lost virginity to escort and ended up with herpes

Posted on 10/29/19 at 11:58 pm to
Posted by tk for tu juan
Houston
Member since Mar 2019
829 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 11:58 pm to
Sue the condom company, the store that sold the condoms, and the escort review site...that's the modern American way
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35879 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:08 am to
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Is getting herpes inevitable in this field?

You probably have herpes.
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
8794 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:12 am to
Got herpes ? Get Gordon !
Posted by Tunica
Member since May 2018
1789 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Where do whores even advertise now that backpage and eccie are shut down?
A friend of a friend told me about some site called Eros.com. I wouldn't know and have yet to check it out.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15996 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:26 am to
quote:

little brother

Yea ok. Just admit it was you. We wont tell your mother.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10489 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:31 am to
He got him some forever luggage. Sucks.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Is getting herpes inevitable in this field? Should I bother confronting this person about it?

Just let it ride. Your brother knew what he was doing and the risks. He got burned so to speak.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34953 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:36 am to
LOL gotta be better at picking your escorts bruh
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:40 am to
On the bright side, he has a friend till the end

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61428 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 12:47 am to
It's okay, I read about a herpes vaccine the other day that might hit the market in 5 years.
Posted by MarkFromBuffalo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2018
624 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 1:07 am to
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This post was edited on 10/30/19 at 12:03 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 1:54 am to
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Trick advisor?
Nice one
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
9035 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 2:18 am to
Little brother had Sex and doesn't care what you think.
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 2:23 am to
quote:

she wasn't very bright


Not sure why this would be important in a hooker, but...

quote:

was supposedly high end (~$500/hr)


she's still smarter than him.

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17083 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 2:30 am to
The good news about herpes is once you get it, you can’t get it again.

So he has that going for him
Posted by Carl Tuckerson
The wind-swept plains
Member since Oct 2019
1026 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 3:11 am to
quote:

Maybe he should file a complaint with the better business bureau


Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23915 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 3:20 am to
First times are usually awkward but memorable. Sounds like this checks all the boxes. He certainly won’t forget.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51933 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 4:37 am to
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Why the hell would your brother tell you he got herpes from a prostitute, let alone he lost his virginity to one.


You could say the same thing swapping brother with friend and it would be even less believable.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19474 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:07 am to
He should have just went to a bar and pulled a fat out
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10242 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:38 am to
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3morereps


Is that what she said to you when you were done with the condom on in 2 pumps? So you took it off to oblige your lady friends request and thus leading to your AIDS?
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