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re: I threw some firecrackers at my neighbor's barking dog

Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

The Quiet One


Name checks out. I'd vote for you.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:34 pm to
Well shite, I missed my own irony.

But I do keep it quiet. Just simple respect for others.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47373 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 12:36 am to
You're an arse. Glad you don't live near me.
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6437 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:05 am to
quote:

I threw some firecrackers at my neighbor's barking dog


Better be glad I'm not your neighbor. I'd have shoved that firecracker up your arse.
This post was edited on 8/18/17 at 1:07 am
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:39 am to
You should have wrapped them in bacon.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14846 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 2:53 am to
I'd have shoved that dog up your arse
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20375 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 6:05 am to
You must live in a nice trailer park since you've got fences and all.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16195 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 6:26 am to
Good job OP.

Barking dogs are terrible. It's owner is terrible. The owner will likely have out of control kids and complain about it.

Sometime you have to take things into your own hands. Teach them who is alpha.

This thread, and all the downvotes you are getting, is just further proof that cats are better domestic pets.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 6:29 am to
To sharpen my throwing skills before football season starts I use stray cats in the neighborhood as targets. If you can hit a running Tomcat you can hit anybody open.
This post was edited on 8/18/17 at 8:51 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22165 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 6:44 am to
Snowflakes everywhere snowflakes
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 7:19 am to
quote:

my neighbor's barking dog


quote:

He approached the fence as I came from the garage


So, a DOG barks at you from the other side of the fence and you feel it is necessary to throw firecrackers at it. You are a badass.

You sounds like a guy who has his flower bed manicured perfectly, to match his finger nails that he had done after his manicure.

If I were you neighbor, I'd have this reported. No charges, just make sure the local authorities know of your character.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:01 am to
quote:

cats are better domestic pets.


Your "life partner" made you type that, right?
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3266 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:07 am to
Posted by ssgtiger
Central
Member since Jan 2011
3283 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:10 am to
quote:

If you live so close to a barking dog that it annoys you, maybe its time to move on some acreage and not a small lot.


Yeah that's the answer. He should move because of a fricking dog and its irresponsible owner
Posted by ssgtiger
Central
Member since Jan 2011
3283 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:11 am to
quote:

If I were you neighbor, I'd have this reported. No charges, just make sure the local authorities know of your character.


You are a real badass too
Posted by mooseofterror
USA
Member since Dec 2012
1338 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:27 am to
quote:

a fricking dog and its irresponsible owner


got all the facts eh? you throw firecrackers at my dog on my property, it doesn't end well. your neighbor must be a bigger pu$$y than you are. i've heard dogs have a good sense of a person, so maybe the barking is an indication of what a piece of shite you are.

you MF's that need to come here and release your "problems" in TD forums are pathetic. "oh look at me, im so cool, i throw firecrackers at dogs" thanks for the laugh, idiot.
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12096 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:37 am to
137 upvotes. Have another
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:40 am to
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:43 am to
Hopefully you will graduate to shooting it next time.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16192 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 8:47 am to
Bunch of internet badasses up in here.

Plain and simple, control your dogs or something bad may happen to them.
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