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re: I need help writing a poem for work
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:20 am to fr33manator
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:20 am to fr33manator
Thank you, sir. 
A friend and I used to frequently send each other pointless poetry just to laugh. Her Ode to Funyuns was amazing.
Austin, I agree. Somewhere along the line, HR people decided you can't work well together unless everyone is friends. Which is BS. I am a pretty open book but I HATE being forced to share things about myself in the name of "team building." Co-workers =/= friends. I can work with someone I don't even like to get a job done. It's called being professional. And what I hate even more is when team building crap is done after hours. I don't like giving up my personal time to spend with people I see everyday anyway.
A friend and I used to frequently send each other pointless poetry just to laugh. Her Ode to Funyuns was amazing. Austin, I agree. Somewhere along the line, HR people decided you can't work well together unless everyone is friends. Which is BS. I am a pretty open book but I HATE being forced to share things about myself in the name of "team building." Co-workers =/= friends. I can work with someone I don't even like to get a job done. It's called being professional. And what I hate even more is when team building crap is done after hours. I don't like giving up my personal time to spend with people I see everyday anyway.
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 11:24 am
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:01 pm to drunkenpunkin
OP needs to come back and tell us which one he submits. *fingers and toesies crossed*
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:03 pm to TommyCheeseballs
There once was a man from Nantucket
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:11 pm to TommyCheeseballs
you need a new job!
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:21 pm to TommyCheeseballs
Hmmmmmm, a manager proposing a poem writing contest at work and describing it as "fun and exciting" then referencing the topic of "diversity".
Know how I know he's gay?
Know how I know he's gay?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:21 pm to Cracker
I am writing a poem about diversity.
I am trying real hard but it doesn't really matter to me.
I am a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
I am failing to see how this is relevant.
I'm am giving up on this, I don't have the will.
I am getting back to work because diversity doesn't pay the bills.
I am trying real hard but it doesn't really matter to me.
I am a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
I am failing to see how this is relevant.
I'm am giving up on this, I don't have the will.
I am getting back to work because diversity doesn't pay the bills.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:33 pm to TommyCheeseballs
I am a man that stands for equality
I am a man who never quits
But these people you bring in to fill up your quota,
Da more of 'em In here,
Di-verse it gets!
I am a man who never quits
But these people you bring in to fill up your quota,
Da more of 'em In here,
Di-verse it gets!
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:11 pm to fr33manator
Three pages and nobody posted this for him to use and see what bright frick in his office takes the troll bait.
I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:21 pm to TommyCheeseballs
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm bi-polar.
And so am I.
Violets are blue.
I'm bi-polar.
And so am I.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:23 pm to LSURussian
That's not how bipolar works
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:24 pm to TommyCheeseballs
My prick....
My dick......
Big as a........great big prick or dick....
My dick!
My dick......
Big as a........great big prick or dick....
My dick!
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:26 pm to fr33manator
I don't care.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:27 pm to LSURussian
But do you?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:27 pm to fr33manator
I don't care either.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:30 pm to LSURussian
So you're both in agreement then.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:54 pm to TommyCheeseballs
I am on the toilet seat, here I sit
I am writing a poem while I shite
I am thinking of the words for which to begin
I am looking at my lap which rests paper and pen.
I am trying to stay away from the prose
When a smell wafers up, it smells not like a rose
I am writing with great muse this poem for you
A splatter and a slash from my hole did things spew
I am looking between my legs and admire the DIVERSITY
Shades of browns and reds swirled in with greens
I am thinking about last night’s casserole made of pinto beans
I am grimacing with fear as I write on page two
There is no toilet paper, oh whatever am I to do
I am thinking of the smear on your fingers right now
I am thinking if your smelling this poem, oh wow
I am thinking of your senses are begging for mercy
I am thinking f*ck you and your shitty diversity
I am writing a poem while I shite
I am thinking of the words for which to begin
I am looking at my lap which rests paper and pen.
I am trying to stay away from the prose
When a smell wafers up, it smells not like a rose
I am writing with great muse this poem for you
A splatter and a slash from my hole did things spew
I am looking between my legs and admire the DIVERSITY
Shades of browns and reds swirled in with greens
I am thinking about last night’s casserole made of pinto beans
I am grimacing with fear as I write on page two
There is no toilet paper, oh whatever am I to do
I am thinking of the smear on your fingers right now
I am thinking if your smelling this poem, oh wow
I am thinking of your senses are begging for mercy
I am thinking f*ck you and your shitty diversity
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:55 pm to TommyCheeseballs
There once was a man from Nantucket.....
I forget the rest.
I forget the rest.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:04 pm to drunkenpunkin
I Rip and I Rhyme, I Rhyme and I Rip, This is how Dylon spits
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:15 pm to TommyCheeseballs
I don't like poems, but do like Haikus.
I am the cheeseball
Diversity like fine wine
And two chicks at once
If you think about it, you are stating that you approve of diversity in the workplace and you prove it by stating you are open to two chicks at the same time. That is my interpretation, at least. I don't know about you, but your haiku would get my vote at work
I am the cheeseball
Diversity like fine wine
And two chicks at once
If you think about it, you are stating that you approve of diversity in the workplace and you prove it by stating you are open to two chicks at the same time. That is my interpretation, at least. I don't know about you, but your haiku would get my vote at work
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:37 pm to Boudreaux35
quote:
Hmmmmmm, a manager proposing a poem writing
The frick bro?
Nothing gay about poetry.
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