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I need help writing a poem for work

Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:41 am
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8355 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:41 am
Just got this email from one of the managers here -

Center I think this is a great idea. Let’s take this opportunity to be creative and share. We can even make this a contest to see if anyone can tell “WHO YOU ARE”! this can be a fun and exciting event for the month of November.

D I V E R S I T Y

In the spirit of Diversity please to take a minutes to write a poem called "Who I Am." The only rule for the piece is that each line must start with the phrase "I am..." AND It is open to your interpretation, but you can, include statements about where you’re from regionally, ethnically, religiously, etc., memories from different points in your lives, interests and hobbies, mottos or credos, favorite phrases, family traditions and customs, and whatever else defines who you are. We are going to post our “Who I Am” poems on the updated Diversity board.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:42 am to
Just quit
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:42 am to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155364 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:43 am to
i am tommy cheeseballs. i am ching-a-ling troubador. i am coming to get you sir rohan. i am want more cheese balls.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:43 am to
No
Noh?
Noha?
Nohaja
Nohajara?
Not doing this shite, that's for sure.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:43 am to
quote:

In the spirit of Diversity


I am white
I am powerful
I am tight
I am wonderful
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 9:45 am
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:43 am to
Your work is requiring you to write a poem? Lol holy crap.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:44 am to
I hate this kind of team building BS. Why can't companies just let you do your job and go home anymore? I would write my job description in the poem and the first line would be "I am not able to do my work right now because I'm writing pointless poetry."
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5418 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:44 am to

Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 am to

I am Super Man,and I can do anything.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:45 am to
If you don't like the job, please troll the shite out of your manager
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:46 am to
I am not addicted to crack
I am not black
I am not Indian in need of a bath
I am not good at math
I am not Asian
I am Caucasian
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:46 am to
I is kind
I is smart
I is important
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8355 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Your work is requiring you to write a poem?


No, I'm union. I don't have to do anything.
Posted by tiddlesmcdiddles
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2013
1719 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:48 am to
quote:

terd ferguson



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:51 am to
Good luck with that. Poetry is for losers.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:52 am to
I am here
I am leaving
I am gone
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:54 am to
Well there you go.

I am union.
I am sitting down now.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:54 am to
I am at your window
Tap tap tap
Watching you while you take a nap
I am in your closet
Behind your clothes
Staring intently as you doze
I am waiting patiently
Under your bed
I am here
And will be
When you lay down your head.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:55 am to
I just typed out the most awesome poem but I didn't wanna get banned so I deleted it and posted this.

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