re: I need a good clean joke

How do you catch a unique rabbit???


Unique up on it!!!!

What did the Frog find out from ancestory.com?


That he was a tad-polish!!!

Why are there no Casinos in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs

You need better jokes.

I posted this in the other joke thread but...


Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.

Baby seal walks into a club...

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I need a good clean joke

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Lil boy walking his dog


Lady stops and says--- hey little fellow that's a cute dog, what's the dog's name
Lil boy--his name is porky
Lady---porky is a strange name, why'd you name him that
Lil boy--cuz he likes to frick pigs

So this guy walks into his bedroom with a chicken under his arm. His wife is laying in bed. The guy says, "This is the pig I frick when you are not in the mood."

His wife looks at him and says, " You fricking idiot. That's not a pig!"

"I was talking to the chicken."


Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac?












Windows killed his son.

What's the difference between a mallard with the flu and your mom?

One is a sick duck... and I forget the rest, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?

Pilot error

Guy walks up to a woman at the bar and asks her name.


"My name is Carmen" the woman replied.

The man says " That's an interesting name, where did it come from?"

Woman replies "well I didn't like my birth name, so when I turned 18 I took my 2 favorite things, cars and men, and combined them to get Carmen. By the way, what's your name?"


"Beerfrick"