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I need a good clean joke
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:09 am
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:09 am
I need an icebreaker and I'm looking for a good clean joke. Who has one or can point me in the right direction?
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Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:11 am to HottyToddy7
A Jewish doctor, a Catholic priest, and a Baltimore rioter walk into a bar...
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:11 am to HottyToddy7
Want to hear a dirty joke? Sussie slipped in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Sussie took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.
Want to hear a clean joke? Sussie took a bath with Bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:12 am to HottyToddy7
A man walks into the bar with a loaded 5 shooter and announces "who's been sleeping with my wife?!" From the back you hear a faint voice, "you're going to need more ammo."
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:12 am to HottyToddy7
A horse walks into a bar.....ouch.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:13 am to TigerHam85
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:14 am to HottyToddy7
What is the best thing about being from Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
This post was edited on 4/29/15 at 9:17 am
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:14 am to HottyToddy7
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.. Bartender says " you can have a drink just don't start anything"
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:16 am to HottyToddy7
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:17 am to PaulBurbank007
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a couple of drinks. he ask the bartender how much he owes, to which the bartender replies, "No charge. You're quite the fungi".
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:18 am to HottyToddy7
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged a little.
Gagged a little.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:18 am to motorbreath
quote:
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I like that.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:21 am to HottyToddy7
Hey you know what that little white dot on the top of chicken poo is? That's chicken poo to.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:23 am to Layabout
quote:
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try.
That's pretty good. I like the paint one too.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:25 am to HottyToddy7
What's the difference between a mallard with the flu and your mom?
Ones' a sick duck... and I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore.
Ones' a sick duck... and I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore.
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:26 am to HottyToddy7
Rope walks into a bar and orders a drink
Bartender says we don't serve rope here so get out
Rope comes back to same bar the next day and orders a drink
Bartender recognizes him and says get out again
3rd day the rope takes some scissors and chops the top of his hair all crazy and rolls a loop in his body and slides through it.
He goes back to the bar and the bartender says "Hey aren't you that rope?"
The rope responds "I'm A Freyed Knot" (afraid not)
Bartender says we don't serve rope here so get out
Rope comes back to same bar the next day and orders a drink
Bartender recognizes him and says get out again
3rd day the rope takes some scissors and chops the top of his hair all crazy and rolls a loop in his body and slides through it.
He goes back to the bar and the bartender says "Hey aren't you that rope?"
The rope responds "I'm A Freyed Knot" (afraid not)
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:32 am to HottyToddy7
Two blonds are standing across the river from each other. One yells "How do I get to the other side?". Other yells back "You ARE on the other side!".
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:36 am to belowmebama
Recent statistics have shown that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:39 am to HottyToddy7
Why was Tigger peaking in the Toilet ?
He was looking for Pooh
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
He was looking for Pooh
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Posted on 4/29/15 at 9:41 am to HottyToddy7
What does the karate kid drink before each match???
WAAAAA-TAAAAA!!!!!
WAAAAA-TAAAAA!!!!!
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