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re: I know you’re out there - squatted truck dads

Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:18 am to
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34070 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:18 am to
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Better than being a transgender


A squatted truck is the redneck equivalent to this:


Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13833 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:23 am to
Rap music influence.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3863 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:24 am to

Gotta make those truck nuts scrape the ground.

Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12083 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:36 am to
Any modification at all to a vehicle from the factory is complete trash. Also, congrats on voiding your warranty.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16181 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:38 am to
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I have never once in my lifetime seent one of them trucks like that IRL.


You obviously have never driven down Ambassador Caffery in Lafayette.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55562 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:39 am to
There must be some sons of OTers that look like this

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55562 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 9:29 am to
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Mandeville is loaded with squated trucks

I'd imagine they're all over the Bedico area
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19254 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 9:32 am to
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I have never once in my lifetime seent one of them trucks like that IRL.


Drive through Mississippi going to Florida and you will see plenty
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27314 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 9:58 am to
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I have a cousin who has a truck like that. He’s like 25 and a welder in Prairieville. Posts a ton of pictures of his truck jacked up with lights underneath and whatnot.

Also has a huge intake pipe on his 4-wheeler and loves to post videos of him and his friends, with girls (!), driving the 4-wheelers through water up above the handlebars.

Definitely not something I grew up around but he’s a good kid and seems to be staying out of trouble with it all.


It's a weird phenomonon. Usually the parents are upper middle class and seem to function well. My neighbor's son is an only child and has driven one since HS. Dropped out of LSU and attends BRCC now. There's hope for him because he seems like a good kid but I will never understand why some baws can't be content with a basic truck?
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18660 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 2:11 pm to
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Mandeville is loaded with squated trucks


Makes sense- spoiled city boys with trucks that they don't know how to use
Posted by bj0969
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
185 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 2:24 pm to
Actually they don’t because 99% of these trucks do not have catalytic converters or mufflers. Most are straight piped.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14132 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 2:29 pm to
Mine wants to raise his and called the squat gay.
Posted by Yournamegoeshere
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2024
125 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 3:02 pm to
I own lifted trucks. I own lowered trucks. I’ve been told it’s stupid, ruined a good truck, ect. But for the life of me I can’t understand why a squatted truck is “cool”. Mostly from a safety standpoint.
This post was edited on 4/10/24 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38946 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 3:12 pm to
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I own lowered trucks.


Who doesn’t?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35346 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 3:57 pm to
People who actually do truck shite
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
7876 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 5:08 pm to
Admit it, your son drives one of those type trucks doesn’t he?

Or you maybe
Posted by csorre1
Member since Apr 2010
6323 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 5:09 pm to
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What an odd thing to call someone gay over lol


I believe they actually said it was "the same as being trans."
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36261 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 5:12 pm to
I can hear Youngboy blaring out the speakers just from looking at that pic
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
731 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 5:58 pm to
When I bought my son his first truck, it was used. It was a full size two-wheel drive. I told him he can put a system in it if he wants, he can tint the windows but if he gets a ticket that's on him, I told him he can level it. I explained to him there's no reason to lift it and add oversized mud grip tires because it is two wheel drive and that is stupid. I told him under no circumstances are you to squat it and put lights underneath it. And now he drives it to the deer camp, hauls around corn and his four wheeler. He likes to hunt and fish and he listens to Merle Haggard and old solid gold country. I don't think I've done too bad
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90549 posts
Posted on 4/10/24 at 7:11 pm to
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but in the 60's and 70's guys with hot rods had the rear end jacked up and had wider tires on the back too.


That at least served a purpose for air resistance and traction for drag racing. Squatted trucks serve no mechanical function or advantage
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