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re: I just intubated someone.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:28 pm to Dale Murphy
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:28 pm to Dale Murphy
Mac or Miller?
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:31 pm to Dale Murphy
I drank some wine and cleaned my house.
Progress.
Progress.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:33 pm to Dale Murphy
Just skip the BS and go with the trach, Tommy.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:33 pm to geauxtigers6492
it's very simple, about 97% of the time.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:34 pm to Dale Murphy
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What are all you OT losers wasting your lives up to tonight?
I got a chick off using a remote controlled sex device earlier, took a nap and now I am having coffee before I go out drinking.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:34 pm to Dale Murphy
Was time of death before or after?
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:35 pm to Dale Murphy
drankin beers 
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:44 pm to Dale Murphy
Murph!
Congrats.
Congrats.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 7:45 pm to Dale Murphy
quote:Reading comments from an OT poster who thinks intubating someone is hard to do.
What are all you OT losers wasting your lives up to tonight?
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:13 pm to Dale Murphy
On call Thursday night I intubated a patient who was status post a tracheocutaneous fistula closure from earlier in the day. She had previous head and neck cancer that required chemotherapy and radiation for treatment. The kicker? She had no epiglottis after the radiation and had a significant amount of laryngeal edema as well. Want more? The reason for the bring back was a SIGNIFICANT amount of subcutaneous emphysema that basically inflated the entire left side of her face like an overinflated balloon. I guess air was being entrained subcutaneously after incomplete tracheal closure. To top it of she had just had PO fluids so we had to do a rapid sequence induction. Anatomy was wack but the tube found the trachea. Butt puckering for sure.
Congrats on the intubation though.
Congrats on the intubation though.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:15 pm to Dale Murphy
I intubated your girlfriend.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:16 pm to Dale Murphy
I just defecated.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:26 pm to pleading the fifth
quote:
pleading the fifth
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:35 pm to Dale Murphy
quote:
I just intubated someone.
Precordial thump here. Done it three times. Not to sound cocky but my hands are instruments of God.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:39 pm to Dale Murphy
Mostly routine I gather, but my coworker sure as hell had an awful week after his groin hernia surgery because his intubation didn't go "routine." Hernia repair was least of his worries. Couldn't eat or talk much of shite for that week ... It sucked and he was miserable. Hope your patient is in the 98% "routine."
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:00 pm to GEAUXT
quote:
Mac or Miller?
I'm a PC man myself...
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:02 pm to Dale Murphy
quote:
I just intubated someone.
What are all you OT losers wasting your lives up to tonight?
Not working on a Saturday night like you...LOSER!
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:08 pm to RummelTiger
I intubated a baby once.
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:09 pm to lsunurse
May I do that shite like 8 times a day so how do you feel now. 
Intended for OP not nurse.
Call me back when you intubate a 45 BMI, no neck, mal 4, OSA, who just ate an hour ago.
Intended for OP not nurse.
Call me back when you intubate a 45 BMI, no neck, mal 4, OSA, who just ate an hour ago.
This post was edited on 2/7/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:11 pm to lsunurse
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I intubated a baby once.
Yikes. I respect the medical profession so much - no way I could do what y'all do.
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